What Sent Me To Jail (limerick)

It wasn’t a shame for my deed

That in court would bring guilty plead

Or life of a louse

That jail might help douse

But rest from my spouse which I need

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England


All the Best for a wonderful Christmas, and thanks for all of your entertaning Limericks throughout the year.


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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Your humor knows no bounds!! LOL


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

You could have just gone to a Holiday Inn!

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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.


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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

That's a good one.

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Lol...it's going to extremes, but it is effective:-))

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Don't tell my wife that I find this really funny. Jamie

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

A funny way of getting a rest! Another good chuckle.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha ... well, you almost made it through the year!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

OMG...back to the old lady, eh?? lol

fyi - next time - try the hospital - it's cushier AND - people feel badly for you!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

And if to jail you are quickly sent,

You won't have to pay for food or for rent.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Another funny one. Thanks, martin!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

What a way to get a vacation.

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