What (limerick)

I wouldn’t say answers were drawn

Or that my wife goes on and on

But when wife’s done basking

In ears which she’s tasking

My reason for asking is gone


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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! The classic image of the hen-pecked hubby!

R.Q.


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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

You've got to shut that woman up before ALL your sanity is gone! I really liked this one!


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jabelufiroz 3 years ago from India

Great poetry Mhatter99.


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Just throwing in the towel : ) hehehe


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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Lol. This is seriously funny. I can't tell you how many yes or no questions I've asked only to find myself several minutes later wondering what the hell was it I asked anyway? Thumbs up and sharing.

Have a great weekend Martin.


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

too funny.


Vincent Moore 3 years ago

I suppose that's one of the many reasons I'm not married! spot on my talented poet.


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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

Oh no, are we that bad? Thanks for the usual laughs, Hatter!!


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Oh I know how this goes. LOL


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Ah, the old I-forgot-what-I-was-going-to-say trick!


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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

This isn't very realistic, women don't talk a lot! LOL, only kidding. Good one!


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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Beautifully done my friend !


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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

I don't have a wife, but I think I understand what you are trying to convey.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Wearing ear plugs is the best solution.

They cut out noise and other pollution.


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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

Sounds like Mr. B. I can't get a word in edgewise, and when he's finished I'm not in the mood to talk. Maybe that's why I write! Funny one.


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Becky Katz 3 years ago from Hereford, AZ

I do have to say in my defense, that we all don't talk more than the male half. I have often asked him if he had any idea which of three things he wanted for dinner and when he gets done talking, I ask him again. I either forgot what he answered or he never really answered me.


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

I agree with drbj....that might be a great idea....I needed a chuckle this afternoon and I have come to right place.

Here's hoping you have a lovely rest of the weekend...Angels are on the way ps


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

I agree with drbj....that might be a great idea....I needed a chuckle this afternoon and I have come to right place.

Here's hoping you have a lovely rest of the weekend...Angels are on the way ps


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

When will men ever learn that a woman won't give you your turn..


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Some women just don't know when to keep quiet.


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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

What was it she said

As he stood on his head.....there's nothing like reading one of your limericks to put a smile on my face!

Voted up, funny, awesome and shared.


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Is this why you guys get that glazed over look on your face every time we talk? ... but it's important! Ha ha... Too funny; I apologize on behalf of 'most' women :D


dreamseeker2 3 years ago

Cute one! Men can be nags too though, don't you think? Voted it up and funny though. : )


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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

MEN................lol! This was hilarious as per usual. Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose


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Gypsy48 3 years ago

Very funny and sounds so familiar:) Voted up.


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Great!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Ha, ha! You probably forgot what you were going to say!


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shanmarie 2 months ago from Texas

Hahaha. Now, this gave me a good laugh this morning.

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