What's Wrong With The Tea Partiers.
I've got a few T-bones to pick
with the folks who took
the T out of Charities
T-railer park trash in tank tops
T-eetering on the brink of revolt,
Old school white folks who don't include
varie-T in their versions of Uni-T,
They want to take the T out of Tax and give it the Ax,
They want to stop government spending now
but it was O.K. when Bush spent trillions T-eeing off the world.
No one was marching around then over his dispari-T-ies
and his proclivi-T to let the deficit skyrocket
so what's with their sudden desire for fiscal Responsibili-T
Reagan, George Bush Sr, Clinton and Dubya the prince of Stupidi-T
all had massive deficits with amnes-T
from all the current whiners great anxie-T-ies,
so why the sudden rush to such audaci-T
with patriotic claims to keep America free
if we just add their forms of T to reason, then we see
they all wind up with Treason, not integri-T.
Their bags of Tricks have no staples,
with strings that look like nooses,
nooses that have labels attached
such as the N- word and
of course the Gay word.
They preach Liber-T for all,
as long as it does not effect
their own personal prosperi-T
they must be smoking some kind of T-pot,
Salada Crazies running around in
defamatory T-shirts and packing guns,
They are like Lipton in reverse,
A ton of lips trying to reverse the loss they suffered
First their precious republican Par-T
fumbled through a T-edious eight years
with little or no abili-T to fix all the
financial woes and the rampant Pover-T
Then they watched as that same par-T
took an old T-rex named McCain
and added a little tit-T to spice things up
thinking that any one who could lay claim
to some masculini-T would vote for this T-errific package.
Then she opened her mouth and spouted some absurdi-T'ies
and Barrack Obama won the election by sheer Populari-T
Well that would never do for those of Christiani-T
They all thought he was Muslim and the An-Ti Christ,
Plus he wasn't even born here in reali-T??
he came from some Nigerian Principali-T
and he would make Abortion a Priori-T
Old Rush and Glen Beck spread there lies with Hanni-T
till many stepped up to join a minori-T
who now take to the streets and spout obsceni-T
But soon we'll offer them Accountabili-T
and they'll be left to drink a bitter cup of tea
that truly does reflect their personali-T
they'll find the socialism that they claim is due
is really anti-social which is what is viewed
each time they march
when all their hateful
lies are spewed.
Their Tea parties are lacking
what was never brewed
The rest is just plain rude,
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