When You Got It The Ladies All Want It (limerick)

Once women all ran toward my way

Into me their bodies they’d flay

It's mine came the roar

From beauties galore

Who all rushed the store sales display

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Did you look like a mannequin? :) Happy Thanksgiving my friend!

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Lol. Some guys have all the luck.. voted up funny!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL, you know right where to be or not? LOL

So funny, Mh

Voted up, awesome and funny of course

God bless. Happy Thanksgiving. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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whonunuwho 4 years ago from United States

Yes my mannequin friend, we all spend a little time before the ladies , in our display. glad a few liked a boney and homely dude like me.

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

You'd think those mannequins would look a little happier considering LOL:-))

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Anil and Honey 4 years ago from Kerala

Interesting, Picture is lovely. It gave a lovely feelings.Thanks again.

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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

Very clever, as always. : )

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Funny and brilliant as always Mhatter my friend.


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janshares 4 years ago from Washington, DC

Ha ha ha ha, that's a lady for you.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Yep and this will be quite obvious by "black Friday."

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bethperry 4 years ago from Tennesee

So cute! LOL

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Great cleverly written limerick !

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Ladies do rush to the sales so they can be beautiful for you.

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Happy Thanksgiving!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Evidently, you were in their way!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Gotta watch a woman looking for bargain..Hee

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. Nothing like a mad rush.

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