Whispering ‘K’nights and the Like

Pride and Prejudice The Original Romance Novel
Pride and Prejudice The Original Romance Novel
Wuthering Heights: Heathcliff was the Original 'Dark Brooding Hero
Wuthering Heights: Heathcliff was the Original 'Dark Brooding Hero
For the Sheikh's pleasure
For the Sheikh's pleasure

Some days back I decided to treat myself by going book shopping. I did my book shopping but what I saw in the bookshop brought back memories of high school and college. Whole shelves and shelves devoted to the genre of books that are rather euphemistically termed as ‘romance novels’. It is those books which most girls grow up reading and which most boys will never admit to ever having read. I am talking about the Mills & Boon, Harlequin, Historical bodice ripper kind of romance.

The Dim and Distant Past

In days of yore, these books were distinctly staid, where the girl is always the unkissed virgin. He may sweep her into a passionate embrace, and she will almost swoon in pleasure, but that would be at the end when they are about to walk off into the sunset and certainly not before love is declared and all is well. What now passes for romance is often a little better than soft porn or at best erotica.

I firmly believe that the Bronte sisters are responsible for the romance novel’s emergence, because of Pride and Prejudice and because of Wuthering heights. Darcy and Heathcliff are the archetypal romantic heroes: dark, handsome, brooding and sardonic (this is not a word that I have ever come across anywhere outside the pages of these novels).

The mantle was then taken up by Georgette Heyer and Barbara Cartland (did you know she was the step grandmother of Diana, Princess of Wales?).Barbara Cartland: Her Heroines were perpetually swooning. Either in delight or horror.

Nurses and Secretaries: No Feminism in Sight

These early romance books, especially the Mills and Boon had heroines who were nurses and secretaries. There used to be a whole ‘Doctor and Nurse’ series, which, perhaps because they realized that women could be doctors too and not just nurses, was changed to ‘Medical Romance’.

To be a romance hero, the guy always has to be a male chauvinist pig and treats the girl like crap, but she still, mysteriously and inexplicable falls in love with him. He is always older and experienced (that’s polite for philandering tomcat) and she is young and naïve and innocent.

'Historical' Romance

The bodice ripper genre (AKA ‘historical romance’) is even worse, where the brutish hero consistently mistreats the heroine (perhaps even slaps her around a bit seeing at this was supposed to be in the dim and distant past). I wonder how I lapped up all that drivel!

The women of course still had to be pure and innocent and men continued to be sardonic and experienced.

Racist?

There is also an underlying racism in these books. They are always about white Caucasians. At a stretch they may include an Arab sheikh or two, (look at that pic: the name of the book is “For the Sheikh’s Pleasure”, good grief!) but only if he had a white mother or something and even then he had to be royalty or head of state at the very least.

It’s OK if you are North American, English, European or even Australian. You certainly can’t be black or Asian or something, that simply wouldn’t do!

So tell me how many of you have read these books and will admit to having read them!

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bala99 7 years ago from Hyderabad, Telangana, India.

Stanley Gardner, Agatha Christie, Alistair Maclean, Desmond Bagley, Harold Robbins and like, were the staple. No mushy stuff for boys, Thank you. Of course! We did swipe these novels from our classmates. We did read them only to jibe at the girls, and in case they showed the slightest interest in our stuff, we simply passed on some good old explicit stuff, as in a Harold Robbins paperback. Deed, well done indeed.


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Reena Daruwalla 7 years ago from INDIA Author

LOL! Bala, as for Agatha Christie, it was a fascination that started in class 8 with Sparkling Cynide and till date I think she is one of the most marvellous authors of suspense and observers of human nature.


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bala99 7 years ago from Hyderabad, Telangana, India.

Yes, such were the times then, one could really get into thick of things. There was no pressure to perform. P. G. Woodehouse, was, in my opinin, the greatest in bringing out the idiosyncrasies of people in a very subtle and humorous way. We do not have such talent now.


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Reena Daruwalla 7 years ago from INDIA Author

P G Wodehouse, now that is a whole other topic to write about! Sheer genius!


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bala99 7 years ago from Hyderabad, Telangana, India.

Amen!

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