Who Needs A Maid (limerick)

You should have seen girlfriend turn green

When in kitchen cockroaches seen

Some pest spray let’s buy

But I asked her why

When they help keep my kitchen clean

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dghbrh 3 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

LOL that is something of an amazing idea..Though i am scared myself...funny though. Thank you and shared and votes up.

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

Oh, the poor girl. Funny.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Too funny, Martin!

Where do you come up with these idea??? LOL


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Now, that's just gross!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

That is one way to deal with those so nasty bugs

But I'd destroy them before they hide 'neath my rugs.

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CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

Eww, I would jump as well!

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Was it as big as a Buick?

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

eeeks!!! Maybe should have said "former" girlfriend! lol

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

I feel sorry for the girl.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Her pose reminds me of The Exorcist. Mwahhhhhhhh!

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