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Men-seeking-woman

Why did God named Eve a Woman? Because when god created Eve, he was himself amazed that she was so beautiful. God said to himself - Woah man!

You see even god cannot believe on his eyes. Women is the only beautiful creature on the earth. It comes in all sizes and shapes. Overall women are wonderful & highly in demand always, benefits always come with responsibilities.

Women are beautiful, cute, tender & soft because they were created from Adam's rib. Some how without an invisible missing rib Adam is still very strong & brave, he is not scared of bugs, mouse & he can even kill spiders too.

Worst part of women life, I believe is vicious monthly cycle, carrying a baby for 9 months & finally the PMS. Who wants all that, advantages do have some disadvantages or inconveniences.

I have no wish & will never want to be a woman because I am thankful to God that men don't have the vicious monthly cycle. Otherwise, they have to design a special kind of pads to cover all over, what a mess. If there were no women, today Adam might be the only human being on the earth.

This is all in appreciation for women, so please enjoy & if you like the hub then do leave your precious thoughts.

A Mothers Love For Her Daughters

~ Men and women with highly symmetrical faces tend to have more lovers to choose from. Additionally, men with symmetrical faces begin to have sex four years earlier, have more sex, and have more affairs than their lopsided peers. Women also tend to have more orgasms with symmetrical men. ~

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WOMEN:

♥ The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analysed, women ... merely adored. ♥ OSCAR WILDE, The Ideal Husband

♥ For I cannot think that GOD Almighty ever made them [women] so delicate, so glorious creatures; and furnished them with such charms, so agreeable and so delightful to mankind; with souls capable of the same accomplishments with men: and all, to be only Stewards of our Houses, Cooks, and Slaves. ♥ DANIEL DEFOE

♥ Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely. ♥ Giorgio Basta

♥ Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him. ♥ Matthew Henry

♥ The angel of the Family is Woman. Mother, wife, or sister, Woman is the caress of life, the soothing sweetness of affection shed over its toils, a reflection for the individual of the loving providence, which watches over Humanity. In her there is treasure enough of consoling tenderness to allay every pain. Moreover, for every one of us she is the initiator of the future. The mother's first kiss teaches the child love; the first holy kiss of the woman he loves teaches man hope and faith in life; and love and faith create a desire for perfection and the power of reaching towards it step by step; create the future, in short, of which the living symbol is the child, link between us and the generations to come. Through her, the Family, with its divine mystery of reproduction, points to Eternity. ♥ Giuseppe Mazzini

♥ Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. However, they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.

♥ Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.

♥ Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

♥ A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

♥ Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

♥ The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.

♥ They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

Susan Boyle - Wild Horses

Woman was created from the rib of man: Not from his head to be thought of only, nor from his hand to be owned, nor from his foot to be beneath, but from under his arm to be protected, from his side to be equal, and from his heart to be loved."

Adam and Eve Story:

When was the first surgery done? When Adam was put to sleep to remove his rib.

At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.

Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
No, it was an apple.

When was the longest day in the Bible?
The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

Why was Adam a famous runner?
A: Because he was first in the human race.

Why was Adam created first?
To give him a chance to say something.

Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.

Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.

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Mr Nice 6 years ago from North America Author

Hi aefrancisco,

Thanks for liking and come back again, hopefully you will find more stuff.


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aefrancisco 6 years ago from somewhere down the road

Mr. Nice - this is really nice... more please! :)


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Mr Nice 6 years ago from North America Author

Hi tim-tim,

What kind of trouble you are thinking for me.......just kidding but I do want to know why you are thinking like Teddybear1000 because you are tim-tim.....hahaha


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tim-tim 6 years ago from Normal, Illinois

I was thinking of the same as Teddybear1000. I do appreciate the nice statements you made about women. Thanks for sharing:)


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Mr Nice 6 years ago from North America Author

For sure woman are wonderful apricotmousse. Thanks for viewing my hub.


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apricotmousse 6 years ago

Really nice hub Mr Nice. I agree in the statement that The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. Women are exceptional.


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi mdawson17! Thanks for liking the hub & for your nice comment, I really appreciate.


mdawson17 7 years ago

Very good hub and am a man and can say truly I liked you ways of expression and also agree with the many points you have shown!

Great Hub!!!

mdawson17


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi DjBryle, Thanks for liking the hub and for the nice comment. Enjoy rest of your day today.


DjBryle Works 7 years ago

Thanks Mr. Nice! This hub made my day =) great one!


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi DjBryle, Thanks for the visit and nice comment, I am glad you feel so special. Have a wonderful day.


DjBryle Works 7 years ago

Now... I feel so special!... be careful with men! LOL! =D Great hub!


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi britney! Thanks for the comment, I am fine too.


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britneydavidson 7 years ago from united kingdom

nice hub mr nice...thanx....i am fine..how r u?


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi blonde!

Are you referring to this tribute, then it's for you.......hahaha

~ Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. ~


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Awww a very nice tribute I could almost swear you were writing that for me LMAO


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi JPSO138! Yes you should because if you think women as a mother. We should appreciate our mothers more for carrying us for 9 month in their womb.


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JPSO138 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines, International

I like your hub. Interesting ideas. This will certainly make me love a woman more. Though just like you, I do not want to be a woman.


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi AEvans! welcome & thanks for your appreciation. Well, women are more sensitive & are hardly hit by PMS. Men are brave because they can even kill spiders..........hahaha. You are right but men are not effected that much, like women go through.

Can't help this is all natural process. Enjoy rest of your day.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Now that was very , very nice you are such a positive person!!! PMS mmmmm men do have that too, but it isn't a vicious cycle. lolololol.... :)


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Nihao ontheway, welcome to my hub and thanks for liking. You don't have any hub yet but when you do I will visit. Tachien


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi mayhmong! I believe you & other women all are always special. Great idea for doing a hub on man if you need any help or suggestion let me know.

Thanks for the visit & nice comment. Have a nice day.


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi G-Ma! Thanks for sparing some time to visit my hub too. I am glad you approved my hub with the wonderful comment. Well, men how about you do it. If I make one it will look like too good to be true.......hahaha.

The hub will be about myself because I am softer than cotton & sweeter than honey.........hahaha but it's true.

I will look into your suggestion. You are very lucky because you have a loving son-in-law and he is lucky too and he should be too proud of that.

Have a wonderful day G-Ma hugs.....


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ontheway 7 years ago

Why Its Wonderful To Be A Woman Than A Man

well written, I come on , welcome to my hub


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

Awww, now I feel much more special as a woman. We tend to show too much emotion but that's what brings us out. I was going to write a hub why its either better or harder to be a man, now that I think of it. Hmm....


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

OK that was all so good and true...now let's hear one for the Men??? But many men are also very soft and strong and loving...I have a son-in-law that is such a perfect guy...Love him dearly...Nicely done and thought out hub...Thanks..and CHEERS FOR WOMEN...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

That's good know Lgali that you having fun.


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Lgali 7 years ago

Mr Nice -I am fine nice weather spring


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi Lgali! How are you today? Thanks for liking my hub.


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Lgali 7 years ago

Great Hub good to know both sides


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi Tatjana!

Ok good I guess I made a point if you like it now. Everyone I guess likes positives, no negatives or criticism. I will spice it up later come back.

Love & a big hug...


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Tatjana-Mihaela 7 years ago from Zadar, CROATIA

Great Hub, Tony, these changes created miracle! I like them! You see, with a little bit of additional motivation, you can create great Hub, which is sooooo funny.

I believe that men are created from Eva´s "rib", ha, ha, ha....

I love you very much, plus - first version of your Hub also inspired me yesterday to put the make up on, ha, ha, ha!

Many hugs....


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi sophieqd!

Welcome to my hub & thanks for the nice comment plus understanding it's all for fun. I update my hubs so please do come back. Have a nice day.


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi Tatjana!

You were too quick to leave comment this time. When I published this hub this morning it was not complete. Because I was in hurry, now I updated with my own views.

Well you don't yet have an identity for yourself because according to your belief of reincarnation. You are a man trapped in a woman's body therefore this does not apply to you........hahaha.

I understand concerns from all your Bf's past, current & future..........hahaha. But come back & read now....have a wonderful day.

Love is life....so never hate anyone....


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America Author

Hi Teddybear1000!

When you were leaving feedback, I was updating the hub. So it's different than you first left your comment. No touble for me........hahaha.


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sophieqd 7 years ago

Why Its Wonderful To Be A Woman Than A Man

Great job on this hub. I'll be visiting often to view your others.


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Tatjana-Mihaela 7 years ago from Zadar, CROATIA

Ha, ha, ha, ha....I will give you my whole life and all challenges I have had, all my clients, flirts, even my boyfriends (all of them ex-ones and present), shall we exchange? My bf said that he would not exchange with me or with any woman...it would be too much for him. My ex-one also said so.

Plus, Tony, all our female collegues on HP with children can give you their kids plus husbands....so you can amuse yourself...and you can enjoy being woman. Love & Light


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Teddybear1000 7 years ago from East London, South Africa

OOOHH YOU DO KNOW THIS COULD LEAD YOU INTO TROUBLE!!!

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