Unhealthy Food That Will Help You Gain Weight Fast (Yes, We Has Giant Pizza)

Morbid Fascination

Are you like me? Do you have a morbid fascination for things that should be commonplace, but aren't? Do you find you just have to look, even when it makes you sick?!

My daughter showed me this site, and I just could not stop looking! This site has a collection of some of the grossest (or best, depending on your outlook) food I have ever seen.

Just go to:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

It states "Where dreams become heart attacks". Dreams...more like nightmares if you ask me!

I don't know what to think, but here are some of the highlights!

The Meat Ship

Made from bacon, sausages, pastry, franks and pork mince.

(via supersizedmeals)

Were do I start?  The bacon sails...the sausage masts...how about the mince?  What the heck is mince?!

Turbaconucken

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

(via nycfoodguy)

Why did the chicken go inside the duck?  How did the duck get inside the turkey??  WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!

Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger

Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.

(submitted by Dustin Schirer via facebook)

This is one giant pizza!  The giant burger wasn't enough, we had to have the large meat pizzas also.  Will it even fit in the mouth of anything other than an anaconda?

Heart Attack Sandwich

Chicken fried steak, chicken-fried bacon, a country sausage, a fried egg, a fried green tomato topped with cheddar cheese and sandwiched between buns toasted in bacon fat, all served with a gravy dipping sauce.

(submitted by rcoder via flickr)

All that, AND gravy dipping sauce...ahhh, dreams of heartburn running through my head!

12 Bird True Love Roast

Contains 12 different kinds of bird: large turkey filled with goose, chicken, pheasant, aylesbury and barbary duck, poussin and guinea fowl, partridge, pigeon squab, quail and mallard duck. Breast meat from 48 different birds + 8 types of stuffing.

(submitted by Tom Gibbs via healfarm)

Thanksgiving for the family that can't agree!


Obesity trends in the USA

I guess people really do eat this stuff!

Hot Beef Sundae

(via deleteyourself)

Talk about convenience, now you can have your hot beef sundae day or night!  Just run down to the corner machine and enjoy.

Corn Dog Pizza

(via flickr)

Hey Angelo, this one's for you!  Not traditional, but very, very bizarre!  Who thinks these combinations up?!

The Kitchen Sink

(via supersizedmeals)

Is this person really eating out of a sink? How many gallons do you think are in there?

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers

(via peetypassion)

I'm sorry, this one just makes me gag!  It looks like some have already been eaten...UGH.


Candied Bacon Ice Cream

(via davidlebovitz)

Again, who thinks of these things...and who is actually making these concoctions?  I guess I am not very creative, I would never think of making ice cream from bacon.

These were just a few of the featured foods available at this site.  Go check it out for yourself.  Me...I need to go find a bucket!

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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida

Most of this stuff looked disgusting!!! I have heard of bacon in chocolate, too! YUCK!! I don't think fast food is to blame for obesity...I think it's the people that came up with these foods.


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

I agree!!! This stuff is too awful! Just had to look, though, right?


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C.A. Hubberpants 7 years ago from HubPages Lounge

I'll have one corn dog pizza with a heart attack sandwich on the side to go please. :D

Thanks for showing some very interesting combinations! Can't say I'll be trying any of them, but it was fun to see them. :)


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida

Yeah, just had to look. It's one of those things...you have to look. You can't help yourself.


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compu-smart 7 years ago from London UK

Im trying to put weight ON so maybe I should start consuming some of these foods!


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Thanks for looking! Interesting doesn't begin to describe these treats.


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

compu-smart--I am sure it would help! I want to recommend the turbaconucken!


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St.James 7 years ago from Lurking Around Florida

I'm repulsed by the photos, yet curious.... I think if presented the chance I would dive into the temptation of power munching such different culinary delights.

As much as I love food, am surpised that I'm not one of those folks who get forklifted out of his house.


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seanraj 7 years ago from United States of America

yuck...i just lost my appetite... people eat these? lol


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

St. James--Remember curiosity killed the cat...that forklift may in the future if you were to indulge! :)


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

seanraj--My thoughts exactly!


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KCC Big Country 7 years ago from Central Texas

Wow, how do you eat these without feeling....ummm....greasy? I realize fat is what makes things tasty, but these take that to an extreme. Honestly, I think seeing enough images like this make you want a big old salad.


k@ri profile image

k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Just looking made me! I couldn't imagine eating.


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moonlake 7 years ago from America

Interesting. Looks like Fair food. I couldn't eat this but I bet it all taste good. I'm heading for a heart cath in couple weeks (something that scares the you know what out of me) I'm sure my doctor would have a fit if I even thought about eating any of this.

Enjoyed your hub.


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

He'd probably have a fit knowing you even looked at it! Oh well, what he doesn't know...Good luck on the cath!


Gail S profile image

Gail S 7 years ago

YUCK! A single Krispy Creme was always an indulgence while sitting through a boring meeting. Never again! I could not see a Krispy Creme withouth thinking of this picture! Wonderfully horrible pictures!


k@ri profile image

k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Hey Gail! Yup, Krispy Cremes are ruined...I never really liked them anyway.


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KCC Big Country 7 years ago from Central Texas

We had a Krispy Creme in our town for about a year. I'm assuming they probably all do this, but maybe not.....but they would offer you a free fresh donut while you waited in line. By the time we got to the register we only ordered a drink. I think everyone was doing that. We were getting the free one and not buying any. Who could eat more than one of them?


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

I have seen more than one eaten at a time...not by me, they are toooo sweet! Thanks for reading KCC Big Country!


goldentoad profile image

goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

All of it looks delicious, wash it down with a beer and I'm good to go.


LondonGirl profile image

LondonGirl 7 years ago from London

I'm with KCC - looking at that lot makes me fancy a salad (-:


Peggy W profile image

Peggy W 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

Actually partook of a turducken once during Thanksgiving at a friend's house. A boneless chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey. Pretty tasty! Most of the things you showed on this site looked pretty disgusting! Might be a good diet aide actually. Ha!


Peggy W profile image

Peggy W 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

Submitted the above comment twice for some reason. I agree with several who say a salad looks really good after viewing these photos.


k@ri profile image

k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Peggy, You never mentioned...how did turducken taste? I definitely find the site to be a great diet aid! After looking at the food, I am too sick to eat anything.

goldentoad, Maybe a FEW beers....

LondonGirl, Salad...definitely salad!


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Peggy W 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

The turducken was actually very good!


Mike Fuller profile image

Mike Fuller 7 years ago from Indiana

You had me at Krispy kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburger! what a way to ruin my favorite doughnut. Great hub, corn dog pizza maybe,I will start my diet Mondayish


k@ri profile image

k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Peggy--Interesting...I thought maybe these were just things people made to post the pictures, but now I wonder.

Mike--Thanks! Sorry about ruining Krispy Kremes for you :(


Anamika S profile image

Anamika S 7 years ago from Mumbai - Maharashtra, India

I can't resist any icecream anytime... And Fries


k@ri profile image

k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Anamika--Even candied bacon...hmmm.


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compu-smart 7 years ago from London UK

turbaconucken it is!! anyone for dinner!?:D


k@ri profile image

k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

compu-smart--We could have it for St. Paddy's Day! Turbaconucken and green beer!!


Pest profile image

Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

I am starving after viewing this hub! I could eat the rear end out of a dead skunk!


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Pest, You and your Mom can come to our St. Paddy's Day party...we're having turbaconucken! It will be fun!!!


Mr Nice profile image

Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

Hi K@ri, this is so ridiculous I can't even see this garbage. But I have seen people eating it. All of it is a good source for heart attack & stroke.

I don't think compu-smart you want all that just stay in shape but choice is your's.


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Mr. Nice, Ridiculous, I agree! When I feel like eating unhealthy foods, I come and look...suddenly the cravings go away!


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Proud Mom 7 years ago from USA

I need to make another cardiologist appt just for looking at the pictures.

Greasy indeed, KCC!! We have a Krispy Kream--yeah they give free ones for going in. When they first opened, they had to have police officers on site because of the fights that would break out. One guy got run over because they hired people to stand at the busiest intersection in town and hand out boxes of a dozen donuts to those waiting at the stop light. Ridiculous is right!!!!

k@ri--you know the most interesting things......


k@ri profile image

k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Thanks Proud Mom...I can't take the credit for this one...my daughter showed me the site.

That's some interesting Krispy Kream history! Imagine going to the hospital and telling the docs, "Well, I was trying to get my box of Krispy Kreams when I was run down". They may be more dangerous than a heart attack! :)


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daveearley 6 years ago from Chicago, IL

mmmmmmmm, pizza burger.

eeeeeyuck! Eating a krispy creme donut is already like shoving a fistful of sugar in your mouth. I definitely don't wanna know what it tastes like with a burger in the middle.

I thought some of the most unhealthy food would have at least appeared more appetizing. Ah well, eat less, work out more, that's what I say. So I guess I should pass on these creations.


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k@ri 6 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Hi Dave! You would think they would at least look more appetizing, but there it is... Happy Holidays! :D


bat115 profile image

bat115 6 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

I wish I never clicked on this hub! lol.


k@ri profile image

k@ri 6 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

bat115, I come here when I don't want to eat...however, as I scrolled down just now, my daughter who is sitting next to me is saying, "I want that...Mmmm". LOL Yuck!


bat115 profile image

bat115 6 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

heh, crazy kids.


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oliversmum 6 years ago from australia

k@ri Hi.I learned a lot reading this hub,what not to eat,I would dearly love to gain some weight,but do not want to make myself ill doing it,some of that food looked gross.Thank you:) :)


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k@ri 6 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

bat115, She does show me some crazy stuff!

oliversmum, I agree, but I guess that's why they call it morbidly obese, LOL.


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crazybeanrider 6 years ago from Washington MI

Wow talk about an instant heart attack or hardening of the arteries. That scary looking food will do it.


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k@ri 6 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

crazybeanrider, You've got that right! LOL


Sissy 6 years ago

I trying so hard to be overweight because i think it will be fun. The food looks amazing.


k@ri profile image

k@ri 5 years ago from Sunny Southern California Author

Sissy, It may be fun getting there, but the return journey sucks. :D


david 5 years ago

diet is one important aspect of an active lifestyle, however there are more aspects and the interesting thing is : they all have to work together !

and this is really the secret- combining all the aspects of the lifestyle to

work together to play in harmony.


brandi 5 years ago

the heart attack sandwich doesn't look bad. until you read the description.


tep-o 4 years ago

Some are good. The rest is bad.

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