Why A Library Is A Good Place To Find A Wife (limerick)

I found my wife at library

I took her for lifetime of glee

When good times withdrew

And our time was through

I took out a new one for free

* For you ladies, check-out the guys.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I really have to find that library. LOL Great one!

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ARUN KANTI 3 years ago from KOLKATA

Yes I have had A Reliable Wife in a library. Another wonderful piece.

Courtesy- Robert Goolrick

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dghbrh 3 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

Good one:-)

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moonlake 3 years ago from America

Enjoyed. Did you return her to the library?

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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

Umm! Martin, somehow I don't think the library works that way. LOL

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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

HAHA Good place Sir Martin to hunt a lifetime prey:)

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peachpurple 3 years ago from Home Sweet Home

Yeah, A GOOD one. A library is indeed a good place to date .

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

What, no return to sender? Ha ha.

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Ha ha ha brilliant as always.


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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

You have a wild and crazy sense of humor!

Thanks for sharing it with us.


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Silly and brilliant.

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

You are deliciously insane!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Checked her out, then checked her out. Is she overdue? lol

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ignugent17 3 years ago

That must be complete library! :-)

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teaches12345 3 years ago

You had me curious on this title. I am not sharing this thought with my hubby, sorry!

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LadyFiddler 3 years ago from Somewhere in the West

LOL your at it again :)

Good night

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny and another one to ponder.....

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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Lol...how do you come up with all of these delights so quickly? Amazing. :-)

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Jools99 3 years ago from North-East UK

Ha Ha! Loved it - you are such a fickle...reader/lover :o)

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Elias Zanetti 3 years ago from Athens, Greece

Wonderful and funny!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Hilarious and awesome!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

You certainly proved it, Martin,

One way or the other.

You can't tell a gal by her looks,

As you can't tell a book by its cover.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Just make sure that you have her back on time, or you will have to pay a late fee.

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

mhatter99....Lucky for you no one had " dog eared " her edges....!!!!

loved the limerick

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