Why I Can’t Have Kids (limerick)

No matter how hard I might try

No babies said doctor with sigh

For things that I lacked

Barred me from this act

And there was the fact I’m a guy


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Some guys can't catch a break. :) Very good!


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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

Hahahaha! Oh the horror of it all. :P


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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Ha!Ha! You have a very distinct humour;very good.It kind of reminds me a little of that film called 'Junior' that Arnold Schwarzenegger was in, about twenty years' ago, being like a photo negative of your limerick.

R.Q.


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the morning laugh.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Guess you missed "the little talk", huh?


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ARUN KANTI 3 years ago from KOLKATA

Thanks for the wonderful piece proving your incredible sense of humor.


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha If he could, wouldn't that make the headlines!


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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

Now this makes my evening so much easier!


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pinto2011 3 years ago from New Delhi, India

Very engrossing and I just cannot stop myself from a hearty laugh.


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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

Funny! This made me laugh out loud.


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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Oh and you are such a guy ;) Fun read as always.

Voted up and funny.


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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Sir Martin.

This is hilarious .You have a good sense of humor!


DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Where do you come up with these humorous limericks?

Great fun!

DJ.


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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

Guys can have kids, they just can't give birth. LOL. I think somehow the male species lucked out on that one.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

By far and away, Martin, I have to say,

Of all the rest, this is one of the BEST! :)


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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

oh the pain the pain.. wait im a guy so there will be no pain right? LOL


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blondey 3 years ago

wow that's very interesting perspective to see. Thanks :)


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Ha! Enjoyed my morning laugh. You're so good at introducing that surprising twist at the end.


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Very good, Martin!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

That brought to mind the exception - Arnold Schwarzenegger in that silly movie where he's expecting.


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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Haha! Poor guy. Some things just aren't meant to be.

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