Why Is This Santa So Jolly (limerick)

This year I thought Santa I’d be

I like bouncing babes on my knee

What Joy we would share

As babes bounced through air

Expressly if they’re twenty three

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

I'm back from the medical woes

My eyes can now see your fine prose

Clear eyesight near

my mind does fear

Many like this and eyesight goes

You've outdone yourself with this multi offering! Great Job, my friend!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL, Santa is naughty this year, but now we understand the being "jolly" part a lot better for sure. LOL

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aykianink 4 years ago

Just the right amount of "risque" in this one. Good stuff.

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janshares 4 years ago from Washington, DC

LOL, love it, Mhatter. Ha ha ha ha. Sweet!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Ho ho ho Santa Claus been bad and you made me laugh!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

A good focus group for sure. LOL

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Mh, now that was not the image you had up there when I commented a while ago. LOL

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

I can imagine the poor kids waiting in the queue outside Santa's grotto..now about three miles long.....and their parents complaining 'that woman has been in there for an hour now!'LOL:-))

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Martin, this seems to be the modern version of Santa's Grotto.

I remember we used to get a little teddy bear or wooden train.

What do Santa's visitors to his grotto get these days?

Great Limerick.

LOL Ghaelach

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Very interesting.......... explains a lot !

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Very funny and very appropriate for the twisted readers on here (including me).

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Your mind is like a steel trap, Martin. You will never grow old with that attitude.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny one...You naughty boy.Hee.

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Bad, bad Santa!! :)

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Thank god you said twenty three and not three..lol..

just sayin', Santa...never know these days...


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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

What does Santa want for Christmas? A girl of twenty three??? tee hee!

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