Wife And Lover - Well Read (limerick)

You won’t believe tale that I shed

I caught wife and lover in bed

Before they were through

These words I did spew

Get off of me you two I said

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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

LOL! Thanks for the laugh Mhatter! That was great. :)

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janshares 3 years ago from Washington, DC

Baaaaaahhhh!!!! LOL! Too hilarious, Mhatter. The pic alone is great. Thanks for the night cap. :-)

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

The six feet tells the tale. Too many is a sure sign someone in your bed is uninvited..Voted up and funny...

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Oh No, what a way to wake up!

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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

Hahaha, I did not expect that at all. And then I looked at the photo again, and realized I should have expected it!

Have a wonderful day!

~ Kathryn

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europewalker 3 years ago

Very funny. Love the photo!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

I guess they didn't ask you to play???? Funny, Martin.

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

Funny - I'm laughing out loud on this one. Love the photo. Nice feet!

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Very funny! I love the picture your chose! There is definitely a pair of feet extra!

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Really funny, Martin.

Where do you come up with these creative writes?

Love the photo!


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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

How clever! I can't stop laughing. I keep picturing you saying, "Get off of me!".......

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Pretty funny. Jamie

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Very funny and awesome, thanks my friend !

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Ummm...me thinks there's trouble in paradise... Unless you like that sort of thing, of course..


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Some folks swear by 'menage a trois,'

So why don't you just say, 'Bon soir.'

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Cyndi10 3 years ago from Georgia

Oh my goodness!!! Rolling with that one. Lol.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

So funny! Wherever did you find that photo??

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Choked on this one. Still chuckling. Fantastic pic.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

You must sleep like a rock!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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