Wife Seeing Someone New Can Be Hair-raising (limerick)

When wife said she saw someone new

I wondered just what would I do

For I felt in gut

How problems would jut

For her stylist cut my hair too

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, yes, stylist know all the secrets. :)

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Gee Martin, you might want to get a refund; it looks like she took more than a little off the top?


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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

I think the stylist and your wife just might be - how can I say this - planning!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Time to seek a new stylist at a different place!

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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. :)

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Always be weary of a man with scissors in his hand!! Ha, ha

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btrbell 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

Fun and funny! Thank you, Martin!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Oh, boy. I don't let anyone touch my hair but my hair stylist. She also happens to be my neighbor, so I don't have to worry about her leaving my favorite salon.

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vespawoolf 3 years ago from Peru, South America

Yes, stylists know more than we do! Ha! Another one great for a laugh. : )

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

That stylist is dangerous, please hear what I said.

Do not let him touch one single hair on your head.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Oh, dear! And I was planning on visiting the hairdresser tomorrow.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Having affairs with stylists can be dangerous.

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sweethearts2 3 years ago from Northwest Indiana

You're about to be clipped-

There is humor in truth - very funny

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Not only does the stylist hear the scuttlebutt, he or she can have the final word...on you.

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

LOL - too funny!

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