Wife Takes Clothes Off (limerick)

I thought I was in heaven’s throws

When I saw my wife take off clothes

With my credit shot

In store thought I got

Thank God she is not buying those

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LaThing 3 years ago from From a World Within, USA

LOL, LOL...... Great laugh early in the morning! Thanks, MH..... Voting up and awesome :)

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Life's little pleasures?

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Don't laugh too soon, Martin, that wife is not buying those,

Right down the mall are four more stores that sell clothes.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Happy Easter

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Can always count on you for my daily laugh!

Happy Easter, Martin!


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

It's a good thing you went shopping with her or she just may have bought those clothes!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny, she might return to the store, you'll have to keep a sharp eye.Hee.

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

There's always tomorrow!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Thanks for today's laugh.

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

LOL...and when's the payment on that card due?


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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Okay, Honey...we're off to Victoria's Secret! : )

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