Wife’s Drinking Problem (limerick)

He hates when his wife calls him names

It’s alcohol that the man blames

On brandy she’d pounce

And drink every ounce

Till she can’t pronounce “J” in James

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Harishprasad 2 years ago from India

Full of fun, Martin and the last line describes so well all alcoholics !

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Ericdierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

HMMM my wife's drinking problem is me!

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ImKarn23 2 years ago

Shames...i mean James - is the main sharachter in my boook..


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shanmarie 2 years ago from Texas

Haha Leslie. Shames is my husbandssname. Too bad I don't like getting drunk when I drink.

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nighthag 2 years ago from Australia

Ah the fun of the drink and the havoc it causes ... Nice limerick :)

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vkwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

LOL. Clever!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. I too love brandy but just a sip now and then

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