Wife’s Eye Crisis (limerick)

My wife had got something in eye

So painful that it made her cry

So crisis we heeded

And to store proceeded

To get shoes she needed to buy

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

hahaha....all wife's prank! .....great Limerick!!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL...never saw that one coming!

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weavesandbraids 4 years ago from Africa

Amazingly cryptic. Didin't get it till the end.

Wish my husband was so easily moved, I have quite a lot of things in my eye too.

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Dr Cil 4 years ago

So cute!.. I might try that! ha ha..

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the a.m. chuckle.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

LOL!! SHOES!!! The cure all!!!!!!

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LadyFiddler 4 years ago from Somewhere in the West

LOL your a mess mhatter lol she was lusting at a pair of shoes.

Thanks for sharing this


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breakfastpop 4 years ago

That always works for me! Up and funny!

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arb 4 years ago from oregon

Good one martin. The pain women will endure to look good has no limit.

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Oh dear...something has caught her eye..........shoes!! LOL:-))

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Tears will get you every time.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

OY! (apparently my comment is too short, soooo - OY again! haha)

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Sunnie Day 4 years ago

Humm..the old tear trick! I must try it I do need a new pair of shoes..lol

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

She had you wrapped around your finger!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Us women have to have our shoes.. lol

great.. one love it


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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Yep, we women love our shoes!

dorothy saltel 9 months ago

yes that would do it!

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