Wife’s Secret For Good Cooking (limerick)

The reason wife’s cooking was great

An she enjoyed all that I ate

For an end she drew

To man that she knew

As I became too fat to date

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cleaner3 3 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

ha,ha...ha. love this .!

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Anna Haven 3 years ago from Scotland

You really are so very good at these. Funny and clever.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

The answer to your problem,

In a dream to me came.

Just leave wifey be, Martin,

And find a cute fat dame.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Now, that is one good cook!

Great limerick, Martin.


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....good one, Martin!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

One smart wife.

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

A clever lass! It's her loss though- just tell her it's s'more cushion for the pushin', and that belly is a fuel tank for a sex machine lol!

All the Best,


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny one..HaHa

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Ha ha! That was great!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Good one! Ha ha!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Great ending.

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Pamela99 3 years ago from United States

That is so cute. Haha

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teaches12345 3 years ago

So funny -- watch out for those yummy foods!

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