Wife’s Weight Lose Plan (limerick)

For weight loss my wife aided me

To help me would bring her such glee

When pants were too tight

She’d spend the whole night

Till wallet was light as could be

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

So very helpful; most wives are like that, aren't they? :)

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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

I agree with Bill. What a generous wife, such a lucky guy! :)

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

That's one way of losing the pounds (£) LOL :-))

travmaj 4 years ago

This is hilarious - an go- light wallets....and me!!!!

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Monrning Martin.

I seem to put weight on when my wife plays with my wallet, as she takes the paper and gives me the metal. lol

Great limerick.

LOL Ghaelach

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Wife seems to know how to get the job done!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

That is one way to do..a gal after my own heart....:) Good morning and thanks for the smile...:) Sending Angels to you my Friend..:) ps

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

I am laughing because of the advise I just gave my sister. When she stated she had gained some weight during the winter and was off to purchase new pants, I told her to buy a size large than she needed and it will give the impression of being skinnier!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

I feel like I cannot admit to understanding this limerick without my wife getting angry. Jamie

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Dr Cil 4 years ago

You are just a barrel of laughs! Great sense of humor!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Carry larger bills( or less of them!)

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cat on a soapbox 4 years ago from Los Angeles

Haha :) Sounds like a win/win: a lighter load and a happy wife- much better than an impersonal cashectomy!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Great way to loosen the jeans. lol

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

She is my kind of woman and you are my kind of poet!

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

LOL...what's a good wife for?

ha-ha-ha-larious, M! You're in fine form, as usual..

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arb 4 years ago from oregon

Another limerick, another chuckle. Thanks Martin for the dail;y laugh.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Oh my goodness that would make weigh less.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

It's not working for me! What's the trick?

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Iris Draak 2 years ago from Boise, Idaho

Hahaha. Clever!

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