Without Me The Parade Would Stink (limerick)

Real crucial the part that I played

Whenever town had a parade

I freed the access

To which they’d progress

By cleaning up mess hoses made

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Yes, the parade would stink without you... lol! I always wondered how they picked the person to pick up the poo! Ha ha

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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

I love a parade and it's all because of your

picking up all the poo. Very funny! Voted up.

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MarleneB 3 years ago from Northern California, USA

Ha ha ha ha! Thank you for your service!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great one. What would we do without you?

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Someone's gotta do it, right?

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W1totalk 3 years ago

Wow that's alot of stuff. Great limerick.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Crucial for sure and all who saw it were very appreciate. :)

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Loved it. Too funny!

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Cool and clever my friend !

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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it! Funny.

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Real crucial--your part! Thanks for doing your job.

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Growing up I stepped in a few piles after parades. Jamie

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

It stands to reason, Martin, that you can do your work well,

If you are dedicated to the job with a poor sense of smell.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny Martin. Mans gotta do what he's gotta do do....

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Ha ha loved it Martin.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Horses can sure make a smelly mess.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Sure, somebody must be relied upon for that job.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Too funny!

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