World’s Worst Words (limerick)

The worst words that I’ll ever know

They show just low life can go

Oh I’d rather die

With spikes in my eye

Than hear wife say I told you so

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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99..Consider yourself lucky my man... words can hurt..but not like a...

" leg of Lamb"...ARe you on a mission to reach 100 hubs for the week ? My goodness I can't keep up with the comments...but I love what you write !!!! very clever....

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Mh, funny . . . pride is hard to swallow, especially if she won't let you forget.

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Joanne M Olivieri 4 years ago

Ah, the old I told you so. Love it.

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Pearldiver 4 years ago from Tomorrow - In Words & NZ Time.

The power of duct tape I'm sure has rescued many a word from being wasted... nice one M.. thanks for sharing

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

The truth of some life things are down right funny.

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

I often get...'I told you so'....but I'm convinced she didn't LOL:-))

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Then you better make sure you never give her reason to utter those words, Martin!

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Don't be so sure; 'any words' is better than 'no words' at all.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

It is true, Martin, "I told you so"

May be a difficult refrain to hear,

But it's so much better than "Nothing!"

When you ask her, "What is wrong, my dear?"

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Don't you just hate to hear anyone say, " I told you so. " Funny Martin..

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

"I told you so, " are some of the worst words. If hindsight were only 20-20!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Oh, yes. Words of terror - I told you so....

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Frankly, I don't blame you...

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Yes these words seem toxic to a man!

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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Lol! But there is truth to this wonderful limerick. Hubbies just seem to never want to hear "I told you so." It’s like asking for directions. :-)

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Glimmer Twin Fan 3 years ago

As a wife it is always oh so tempting to say I told you so!

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