You Like Big Butts (limerick)

A big butt is my sister’s curse

Her landmark is legend of verse

Small minds would unwrap

As sun it would sap

Her clothes need a map to transverse

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RealityTalk 3 years ago from Planet Earth

I hope for your sake, your sister doesn't read this Hub or she has a good sense of humor. I think your sister looks very attractive.

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Ha. I think you ad better lie low for quite some time - and practice dodging blows...

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Haha! I reckon even Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin would get lost without a G.P.S. Awfully kind of her to offer to park your bike :) Thanks for the laugh.

All the Best,


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Insane Mundane 3 years ago from Earth

Now that's just how I like 'em! Thanks for that image; I needed a good boost this morning!

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PoeticPhilosophy 3 years ago from Canada

Haha good one Mhatter.

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Move over Jlo.... now that is a butt with attitude!

Thanks for my first giggle of the day :).

Loved this.

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Insane Mundane 3 years ago from Earth

Okay, that backside was so dang P-H-A-T, I gotta comment twice on this post, one for each cheek. Oh, did I say that I really liked the photo? Ha!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the morning laugh.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Maybe she should stop working out. She seems to be pumping up the wrong muscles! Thanx for the chuckle, Martin.

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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

Now that's some butt!

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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

She looks kind of strong. Yikes!!

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stephanieb27 3 years ago from United States

Thanks for the laugh! :)

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

I don't know where you find your pictures.... but they are funny!

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

In high heels! Crazy. Funny as always. Jamie

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Gypsy48 3 years ago

Very funny, that is some butt! It puts mine to shame.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

OMG! When I saw that butt, and started to read your limerick, I could hear it like someone was rapping the

words to a beat.

Too funny!


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Now that's a BIG butt, but beautiful legs. I knew Epi would love this picture. Hee

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Another funny one my clever friend !

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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

HOLY!!!! This image says it all, lol! Now that's a butt with attitude. I hope you have a sister with a sense of humor! Thanks for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Helen of Troy might have started a war,

But this woman's butt can do even more.

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Insane Mundane 3 years ago from Earth

Coco Austin ain't got nothing on that,

but boy this woman's butt sure was phat!

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girishpuri 3 years ago from NCR , INDIA

hilarious....ha ha ha . Great Martin. God bless you

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Could . . . Not . . . Stop . . . Laughing!

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

Them's fightin' words. Good one. And that photo is unbelievable. How does one lift weights in heels, especially with a tush like that? Can't blame. gal for trying.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Thanks for the laugh.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That was rather memorable, I dare say.

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tirelesstraveler 3 years ago from California

LoL. Short, and well curvy.

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