You Should Go Before You Read (limerick)

My son always came in first place

Here no one alive could outpace

To weeps of Oh boy

This gift he’d employ

Whenever for toilet he’d race

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I was literally laughing out loud this time...very nice!

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

This made me laugh too - but so true - I know a boy just like this one...

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

When you gotta go you gotta go....which is usually when someone else has finished! LOL :-))

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dghbrh 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

Ha ha ha...funny it is though i think its true indeed.......nice one and thanks for sharing. Votes up funny.

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

A needful place to race to. Funny.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Ha ha. I think we've all been there!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Great way to start my day...with a smle and a lafugh. I knew I would find it here.

Have a lovely lovely 26th day of our new year...:)

Sending you some Angels this morning. ps

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dallaswriter 4 years ago from North Carolina

Quick and cute! I love it!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And even as an old man, he's still going to race, as fast as he can...

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Hee Hee, and it never ends..Funny Man....Martin...

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

You have a gift!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Don't you just hate it when you get there to see a sign Out of Service.

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ignugent17 4 years ago

Hurry hurry :-)))

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

There is one other trait that he might just need,

Hope that his aim was as good as his speed.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

LOL! Never for a minute did I think it would represent a race to the john!!!!

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