Your Name is What?
You have this name no one can pronounce
Ordinary I don't think it is
Unique I wouldn’t call it
Redundant to everyone ears who hears it
Not original, but you think it is
Animal mistakenly answer to it
Many have tried and failed to get the right pronunciation
Even you’re not quite sure how to say it
I think it a joke someone played on you
So don’t get mad if you’re called something else
Were your parents drinking when they came up with it
Heaven help them I think they were
At mention of your name people burst out in flames
Time to think about getting another name
Your name is what?