in the waiting room for the dead, many were waiting to be judged when two women see each other across the room,...
"barb!,.. my god its you"
"hey cheryl,.. yea its me,.. imagine meetin you here, and on the same day no less"
"this is soo bizar,... good grief barb, what are you doing here?"
"this may come as a shock cheryl,... but we're dead,... thats how we get here"
"oh silly,... i mean, what happened?"
"i froze to death,... not so bad realy, once you get past the stabbing pains in your extremities and the convulsive shaking,... at the end a calm warm feeling settles over you and you just drift off to sleep"
"thats terible,... i died of massive heart attack."
"at your age?"
"yea,... i was sure tom was cheating on me so i came home early hoping to catch him,.... i found him watching the game in his chair,... but i was sure he was cheating and the hussy was just hiding,... so i tore up the house looking for her,... he laughed at me as a looked every where,.... in the panick driven angry episode,.... it was just more than my heart could take i guess."
"thats too bad,.... if you had looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive"