2 blondes are at a river. One is on the left side, and the other is on the right.
The blonde on the right says, "How do I get to the other side?"
The one on the left yells, "You are on the other side!"
A blond and brunette are living together. The blonde tries to cumit suicide. When the brunette gets home she sees that there is a rope tied around the blondes waist.
The brunette says, "The rope is supposed to go around your neck."
The blonde says, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
A blonde, brunette, and red head are about to get executed, and the man asks them if they have any last words.
The brunette says no, but when the man shouts "Ready...aim..."
She shouts, "Tornado!" The man looks away, and the brunette escapes.
Seeing what the brunette did, when the man shouts, "Ready...aim..."
The red head shouts,"Earthquake!" The man looks away, and the red head escapes.
The blonde nods, understanding what they did. The man shouts "Ready... aim..."
The blonde shouts,"FIRE!"