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Fill in the blanks please: "You might be a______ if you __________. " (Thanks, Wayne Brown!)


Let's stir up some different areas of our creativity and see what it does to our future writing. Some examples of answers to this "question" (really more like a challenge): You might be a redneck if your outhouse has a pay phone. You might be a native Minnesotan if you say, "Want to go with?" You might be a MinneSOtan if you laughed hilariously throughout most of the movie, "Fargo", ya know. You might be a Dr. Who FANATIC who needs treatment if you know what T.A.R.D.I.S. stands for and can name all of the actors who played the Dr. over the years.

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bethperry says

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    Laura Schneider 3 years ago

    Bethperry, I don't see you carving any down thumbs any time soon. :-) Good one--thanks for your answer!

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Grace Marguerite Williams (gmwilliams) says

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    Laura Schneider 3 years ago

    Ha ha! I know these people! Lots of them. Some of the grown-ups need to finally grow-up, methinks.

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Tammy L says

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    Laura Schneider 3 years ago

    Oh my goodness! < I > might be a hick (just kidding). My car is ancient (1993) but runs great, 30+mpg, and is only 1 color (not counting needing a carwash). Thanks for these, Tammy L! I obviously had great fun with them; I'm sure others did, t

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Joseph Frankina III (Joseph Frankina) says

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    Laura Schneider 3 years ago

    Glad to hear California's so accepting of verbal annoyances! (And I didn't know S. Cal. added a "the" in front of highway names. Huh. You learn something new every day.) Peace, Joseph Frankina, and thanks for contributing (more! More!). :-)


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Laura Schneider says

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    Laura Schneider 3 years ago

    Good point, kapllddlt!!

    You might be a doctor if you're always wearing a stethoscope.

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Glimmer Twin Fan says

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John Connor (connorj) says

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    Laura Schneider 3 years ago

    Oh, ya, ya know. Them things can happen that way on occasion...

    LOL Great one, connorj!

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AMAZING THINKER says

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    Laura Schneider 3 years ago

    You might be challenging us to keep our writing quality up if you write such answers. :-)

    (If you find any aliens (or earthlings) who can understand women, let me know so they can teach me how to understand myself!!)


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dellea says

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    Laura Schneider 3 years ago

    Definitely! Especially texting! Driving and avoiding other crazies on the road is challenge enough. :-) Thanks, dellea!

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