Uncle Larry And Black Friday

Uncle Larry And Black Friday

Uncle Larry was deer hunting, and needed some Fox Pee to disguise his scent,
so he headed to Wal-Mart to buy it, because that is where he always went.
When he got there, he was surprised, to see tons of cars in the parking lot,
little did he know what was going to happen, it was Black Friday, he forgot.
He walked into the crowded store, and headed back to sporting goods,
grabbing the Fox Pee, he was in a hurry, to get back out to the woods.
Then something happened, that will be talked about for many years to come,
he came upon two women fighting, over by the shelves of candy and gum.
They were yelling and swinging purses, knocking candy off the shelf,
I know one of these women, I'll try to calm them down, thinking to himself.
But before he could say a word, the other woman said,'' Who in the heck are you?''
she grabbed him by the throat, and started choking him, and he was turning blue.
The woman he knew, came to his rescue, and accidentally hit him with her purse,
and then things were flying, people yelling, and the fight started to get even worse.
Other people were getting involved, and Uncle Larry was shoved into a shelf of tea,
some of the bottles hit the floor, he tripped and fell, and threw the bottle of pee.
Now Fox Pee has an aroma, that will knock your nose down to the floor,
when the bottle broke, and the smell hit the air, it nearly emptied the store.
Uncle Larry crawled to the counter, and said, '' I broke it, and I will pay!''
The clerk said, ''That's ok, don't worry now, because its Black Friday!''

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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Carlon _ I hope no one tries to swat you. Lol. Thank you for stopping by.


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Carlon Michelle 5 years ago from USA

This was so visual. I was the fly on the wall watching the entire scene. Smile!


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

I believe you are right Phyllis! LoL.


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Phyllis Doyle 5 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

Doesn't Blue Monday follow every Black Friday?


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Phyllis - Thank you for your nice comments. I wonder if there will ever be a Blue Monday?


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Phyllis Doyle 5 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

I enjoyed reading this - funny and fun. What a great way to put some levity into Black Friday.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Yusefblack - Thanks for your nice comment and support.


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yusefblack 5 years ago

Fun story Paddyboy, glad you managed to write it. Hang in there!


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Jami - Thank you for your nice comments. I had a rough day, and I had been thinking about a black Friday poem. So I just sat down and wrote it out at my desk. What I meant by a rough day, is that I have some health issues, some days are better than others, and so today I guess I was in the mood to write this poem, even though I didn't feel well. Does all this make sense? Sometimes I think that I am just rambling on.


jami l. pereira 5 years ago

LOL ! , sounds like a great way to get through the checkout line first! lol thanks for the laugh! cool little story ! thanks for the read too!:)voted up awesome and funny !:)

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