Evaluating the indispensable !

Ah, What a relief !
Ah, What a relief ! | Source
The Deadly Rippers !
The Deadly Rippers ! | Source
Who did it!
Who did it!
Oh, It is not Gud !
Oh, It is not Gud !


Special Note :

Inspired by 'rutely' the great hubber, i hesitantly dared to take a chance on this topic.As we know, the subject is her proprietary and so, for this daring of me I beg a pardon to her with my hands folded. The subject is 'Fart', and everybody know they have a great importance in our lives for being an inevitable need of we human beings. But i'm sure and really sorry too in saying that Farts are never evaluated before as they ought to be for being so precious to us, people even hesitate in discussing about it. So, i have tried here to give them their due value categorically. I hope your comments will prove it, that i've done my job successfully without disappointing anyone .

Thankyou all for patiently reading this hokum over here!!



Farts' Worth


Small farts half penny'

Bigger farts for two;

a fistful dimes for hissing Fizzlers,

for they giggle, jiggle whoo!


The rippers, trifflers, silent or loud,

value for none but they astound;

leave all faces in strange looks at gaze,

by spreading over a poisonous cloud!


Big booms scream with sounds,

one two three or multiple rounds;

rough-housed they are for clamouring,

but relieve too much so value for Pound!


Hodgepodge farts the medley,

are the great entertainers surely;

they add amusement and laughter,

so value for million dollars after !


~~~~~$$$$$$$$$$$$~~~~~~~~



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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Haha! thanks for the laugh, so funny!


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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi Author

thanks nell ! ...in fact my son gave me the idea of his absurd rhyms occasionally!


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DREAM ON 4 years ago

So cute you found away to take a touchy subject and expose it just a bit.Don't forget to give your son half the credit.I laughed at the pictures and thanx for sharing.(lol)


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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi Author

i think, for the beginners its not that bad, just a trial... let me come up in full..! nd yes, my son for being my inspiration i've to give him full credit..with half he will never be satisfied....haha!

thanks a lot for following & you booster words!


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DREAM ON 4 years ago

Once again I just wanted to say how funny you took a subject no one would dare.great job.


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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi Author

'Jim Valvano' alias Jimmy V, an American college basketball coach says-

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

and I'm simply following him! ........thanks once again!


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50 Caliber 4 years ago from Arizona

Shara, a funny hub I laughed over big time, a topic of a natural function that holds so much humor, seems the topic of the last couple days and funny at every turn, watch this video,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=W2JI0k9HuZk&fe...

So funny they have a rubber bulb they squeeze to make the fart, so funny, some get mad, but I don't know why, we were made like this and God must have some sense of humor to add this.

Voted all up!

Peace and Blessings,

dusty


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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi Author

thankyou so much dusty sir, for your comment and the amazing video ..i enjoyed it a lot..eventually i opened the vedeo in my office..and after viewing it, i got so hysteric that all my associates gathered around my table and then, you can imagine..they all became Albert, Ed, greg and Jack and then remained nothing but burst of laughters all over ..Oh, my God !

and i agree with you , God definitely have a great sense of humour...hahaha!

regards

shara


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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi Author

thankyou so much dusty sir, for your comment and the amazing video ..i enjoyed it a lot..eventually i opened the vedeo in my office..and after viewing it, i got so hysteric that all my associates gathered around my table and then, you can imagine..they all became Albert, Ed, greg and Jack and then remained nothing but burst of laughters all over ..Oh, my God !

and i agree with you , God definitely have a great sense of humour...hahaha!

regards

shara

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