Evaluating the indispensable !
Special Note :
Inspired by 'rutely' the great hubber, i hesitantly dared to take a chance on this topic.As we know, the subject is her proprietary and so, for this daring of me I beg a pardon to her with my hands folded. The subject is 'Fart', and everybody know they have a great importance in our lives for being an inevitable need of we human beings. But i'm sure and really sorry too in saying that Farts are never evaluated before as they ought to be for being so precious to us, people even hesitate in discussing about it. So, i have tried here to give them their due value categorically. I hope your comments will prove it, that i've done my job successfully without disappointing anyone .
Thankyou all for patiently reading this hokum over here!!
Small farts half penny'
Bigger farts for two;
a fistful dimes for hissing Fizzlers,
for they giggle, jiggle whoo!
The rippers, trifflers, silent or loud,
value for none but they astound;
leave all faces in strange looks at gaze,
by spreading over a poisonous cloud!
Big booms scream with sounds,
one two three or multiple rounds;
rough-housed they are for clamouring,
but relieve too much so value for Pound!
Hodgepodge farts the medley,
are the great entertainers surely;
they add amusement and laughter,
so value for million dollars after !