Kids Jokes


Here are a few jokes including Knock knock jokes, that I compiled. Whether your 7 or 75 years old I hope you will have a laugh when you leave this hub.

Teacher: Spell "HORSE"

Joe: H, O, R, S

Teacher: Yes, but what's on the end of it?

Joe: A tail !

Student: "Can I get into trouble for something I didn't do?"

Teacher: "No".

Student: "Thank you Miss, because I didn't do my homework!"

  • Teacher: What did Caesar say when Brutus stabbed him?

Aaron: "Ouch!"

  • Teacher: What is the plural of "baby"?

Student: Twins?

  • Teacher: Who can spell "Mississippi?"

Susie: Miss, I can start but I‘m not sure if I can finish!

Knock, Knock Jokes

  • Knock! Knock! Who's there?

Juan. Juan who?

Juan of those things sent to annoy you.

  • Knock! Knock! Who's there?

Icy. Icy who?

Icy your underwear.

Knock, Knock Jokes

  • Knock! Knock!

Who's there?


Collin who?

Collin and see me next time you're passing.

  • Knock! Knock!

Who's there?


Justin who?

Justin time.

  • Mother: Why are you home from school early?
  • Son: I was sent home because the boy who sits next to me was smoking.
  • Mother: But if he was smoking,why were you sent home?
  • Son: It was me who set him alight.


  • Grandson: Grandad, Why do you put your hand to your mouth when you sneeze?
  • Grandad: To catch my teeth.


  • Husband: How do you spell "mousetrap" in just three letters?
  • Wife: C - A - T


  • Billy: How does light travel?
  • Joe: I don't know, but it always arrives too early in the morning.


  • Why don't Chinese eat custard?
  • Have you tried eating custard with a chopsticks?


Did you know?

Humor in a dream is a good indication of lightheartedness and release from the tension that may have surrounded some issue.

There is, however, also a negative side of humor, such as when someone or something is derided or made fun of.

Clever Questions and Answers

5. Why did the computer sneeze? Answer: It had a virus.

6. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Answer: To keep an eye on the mouse.

7. Science Teacher: Which travels faster, heat or cold? Student: Heat because you can catch a cold.

8. History teacher: What was Camelot? Student: A place where camels are parked.

Clever questions and answers

1. Why are false teeth like stars? Answer: They come out at night.

2. Why are the mother fleas so sad? Answer: Because her children were going to the dogs.

3. What colour is the hiccup? Answer: Burple

4. What is the only true cure for dandruff? Answer: Baldness

Share these jokes with your friends and you'll have them cracking and giggling---- Or they'll either love you or hate you.

A day in a pet shop

  • My dad went into a pet shop to complain, "You sold me a canary with a broken leg," he said. "Well, you said you wanted a bird that could sing," replied the shopkeeper, "you didn't say you wanted it to dance as well."
  • A man went into a pet shop and said, "How much is the cockatoo?" the shopkeeper said, "A reasonable price." The man said, " All right send me the bill." The shopkeeper said, "I'm sorry sir, it's the whole bird or nothing."

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If you have a favourite joke, Knock, Knock jokes or riddles share it with us, don't hesitate to post it on the comment. 8 comments

shamveel 3 years ago

good and cute jokes

shamveel 3 years ago

good and cute jokes

pinksuzy1234 4 years ago

Knock knock

who is there


docter who

get it docter who he is someone on the tv

charloote 4 years ago

kyla. will u remember me in a day?.

ellie. yes.

kyla .will u remeber month.

ellie. yes

nock nock

whos there


kyla who

you have fogoten me already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):)

austinandsally 5 years ago from canada

what has two bills, 4 feet, and 6 eyes?

a duck with extra parts

laila's world 5 years ago

what do you call a dinosaur with out no eyes?


Rui Gomes 5 years ago

Very funny :)

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