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Pick up Lines

  1. grizelda profile image60
    grizeldaposted 4 years ago

    Just for fun:) Can u share your favorite pick-up lines?

    1. Eranofu profile image79
      Eranofuposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Did you just fart? Because you blew me away...

      1. grizelda profile image60
        grizeldaposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Hahaha! Quite funny!

      2. jacharless profile image80
        jacharlessposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        L M A O

      3. Ladybird33 profile image64
        Ladybird33posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        I cried so hard laughing at this one!  Never heard that one but OMG is it funny!

      4. Lovelovemeloveme profile image80
        Lovelovemelovemeposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        OMG!!! hahah did someone really say that line? AHAHAHAH

    2. mr williams profile image83
      mr williamsposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      My favorite one I heard but never used because it sounded corny but funny to me was "you got a map cause im getting lost in your eyes" lol

      1. grizelda profile image60
        grizeldaposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        LOL!!!

    3. profile image0
      JaxsonRaineposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I used this one on the girl that became my wife.

      "Hey. Will you marry me?"

  2. grizelda profile image60
    grizeldaposted 4 years ago

    Aren't you get tired?
    Why?
    Coz, you're always running on my mind.smile

  3. grizelda profile image60
    grizeldaposted 4 years ago

    <a href="http://www.dpbolvw.net/click-5960007-10745192">
    <img src="http://www.awltovhc.com/image-5960007-10745192" width="125" height="125" alt="" border="0"/></a>

  4. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago

    Let's go to my place. I've got something I want to show you...

  5. Pearldiver profile image86
    Pearldiverposted 4 years ago

    [visualize a dark alleyway on a hot date night!] smile



    Pssssstt....






    Hey...




    Pssst....







    Over Here......










    Yeah....






    That's right..... You...








    Shut your eyes.......








    And step into the light!!






    Psssst....






    Do it NOW!





    Good....






    Now.... here's the deal.... okay!







    Shut your eyes and imagine....





    That all your dreams....







    will come true....







    Now.....




    If you can tell me....







    What I've got......







    In my right hand......






    It's yours!!! smile















    Ha!







    [It was Not what you thought!!]

    [NB... This only works when it is dark.... during the day.. they tend to run away! sad ]

    1. grizelda profile image60
      grizeldaposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      hmmmm....what cound that be?

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Well if it only fits in your hand........then you can keep it yourself lol

        (couldnt resist)...

        Hey how are ya cuzzy bro?

  6. MelissaBarrett profile image59
    MelissaBarrettposted 4 years ago

    I've always found... "Hey... my girlfriend and I think you are cute... wanna come home with us?" to be extremely effective.

    1. livelonger profile image89
      livelongerposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      lol I'd imagine it is!

  7. Hollie Thomas profile image59
    Hollie Thomasposted 4 years ago

    I was once asked by a man who I'd not been staring at "Why do you keep looking at me. Is it because you and I once had great sex?" Needless to say this is not a great pick up line, and I'd definitely never use it. However, it is quite funny and made me laugh. smile

    1. Pearldiver profile image86
      Pearldiverposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Yep.... I'm 'Told' that sometimes not-so-great-sex really can make you laugh! big_smile

  8. jacharless profile image80
    jacharlessposted 4 years ago

    Heard this back in the day from a waiter:
    "Hey there, do you was your clothes in Windex?"
    "No. Why?"
    "Because I can see myself in your pants."

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
      schoolgirlforrealposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Nice.

  9. knolyourself profile image60
    knolyourselfposted 4 years ago

    I saw you yesterday, but I didn't know it was you, but thought - wow -
    who is that? With my friend I was walking, I continually turned to see,
    and at the last when you returned my look, I recognized your liquid eyes, but I thought that could not be you. You could not have changed that much in so short of time. This morning I realized it is you, I am almost certain.

  10. Mighty Mom profile image92
    Mighty Momposted 4 years ago

    "What are you drinking?"

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
      schoolgirlforrealposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  11. netslums profile image85
    netslumsposted 4 years ago

    Hold a drink out to her and to say:
    "Excuse me...i think someone spiked my drink. Can you test it for me?"

    or

    "Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears?"
    She responds, "no..."
    Then pull your pockets inside-out, letting the cloth dangle by your sides, and say, "would you like to?"
    (Note: only works if you have nothing in your pockets...Note 2: also doesn't work at all smile )

    1. grizelda profile image60
      grizeldaposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      LOL!!!

  12. waynet profile image50
    waynetposted 4 years ago

    They call me the Gimp....please go out with me!!!!!!

  13. profile image0
    Arlene V. Pomaposted 4 years ago

    "I would like to be that table.  The one that is holding up your breast."

    "Want some sugar with that ice tea?  Or are you already too sweet?"

    Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to be a woman who decides to drink alone.

  14. profile image0
    Arlene V. Pomaposted 4 years ago

    "What's your sign???"

    Jeez.  I'm too old for the bar scene.  It's been 10 years.  At least!  LOL!!!

  15. Greek One profile image78
    Greek Oneposted 4 years ago

    Well?  What are you waiting for?
    It's not going to play with itself you know.

  16. jacharless profile image80
    jacharlessposted 4 years ago

    My all time best PUL was, "...Dorian Gray."

    {Apparently I have a similar characteristic to Ben Barnes and Keanu Reeves. Must be the Brit in me, less the chin cleft.}

  17. Kangaroo_Jase profile image83
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 4 years ago

    I once met this girl........and she was breathtaking.
    I mean breathtaking like when she walks into a room and you notice her without her noticing you.
    I mean like when an angel has entered the room and the room lights up like a bright summers day.
    You know she is but, out of 7 billion people, the most wondrous creature you can ever imagine.
    You lifts up your demeanor and makes you smile when you are feeling lousy.
    Her laugh makes others turn heads as she sounds magical each time she does it.
    Her eyes are but like jewels that sparkle with an intensity that makes you want to cry....
    She is a goddess, an angel, an inspiration and a lovely creature to behold,
    and that lovely creature, I believe is you!

    I said that once to someone, but alas, didn't get me a date!!!!!!

    1. waynet profile image50
      waynetposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Did she fall asleep lol

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image83
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        You mean she was supposed to be awake?????? sheezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!

    2. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      that is very poetic!

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image83
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        PDH, thats the short version of it smile

  18. LeanMan profile image81
    LeanManposted 4 years ago

    My favorite has always been;

    Gently touch your finger tip to your tongue then touch it to her sleeve and say, "you want to come back to my place and change out of those wet things?"






    My brother had a rather less subtle pick up line that he used on almost every girl he ever met "do you wanna F@$%?" This would actually work on about 1 girl in 10 in bar or a club so he would just keep asking until he got lucky.. He also got slapped and shouted at a lot but he said it was worth it!

  19. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 4 years ago

    Tell them, what are you looking at? Then when he is trying to answer,  perhaps you can wink at them. Or sometimes it might be that, you have been looking at them and then when they look at you, you turn and just smile. It might work. smile smile

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
      schoolgirlforrealposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I like that one
      wink

  20. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 4 years ago

    another one, since I am watching Mickey Mouse, just say! "Wanna visit, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"., Hotdog, hotdog, hot diggy di dog!

    1. Greek One profile image78
      Greek Oneposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      oddly enough, when I met a lady, sometimes I would just pull down my pants and call out...


      "Oh Toooooooooodles!"

      1. Pearldiver profile image86
        Pearldiverposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Was that before or after waxing your moon? smile

  21. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago

    I just walk into any large, public area that has lots of tables.

    I pick the most prominent table available and sit down.

    I then proceed to lick my eyebrows.

    And I never say a mumblin' word...

  22. Rochelle Frank profile image89
    Rochelle Frankposted 4 years ago

    You must have long eyebrows.  smile

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
      schoolgirlforrealposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  23. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
    schoolgirlforrealposted 4 years ago

    I don't do pick up lines,
    but one idea is

    ....
    drat! don't have any!
    lol

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image89
      Rochelle Frankposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      That's not bad-- especially if they ask "any what?"-- then you can take it from there.
      ("pick up lines" ,... "inhibitions",... "salsa and chips"... anything.)

      1. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
        schoolgirlforrealposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        nice save!

  24. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
    schoolgirlforrealposted 4 years ago

    "Hi sexy!"
    and if he's not good looking- "I love your brain......"

    ?
    that's my first attempt
    on here
    lol

  25. stclairjack profile image80
    stclairjackposted 4 years ago

    once watched a guy walk up to a girl at the bar,....

    picture this with me,...

    he's in wranglers, boots, just the right amount of dirt on his clasicaly beaten cowboy hat,....

    walks up to the girl who wore her best liitle tiny shirt with her skinniest jeans with her "come and get me cause i cant run away" high heeled boots,...

    and he says,.....

    wait for it,...

    "i came here to f**K, fight or play marbles,.. and forgot my marbles,... you dont realy wana fight do ya missy?"

    and i shit you not,.... it worked,... she smiled right up at him and walked right outa that bar with him THAT INSTANT!!!!

    still stunned when i think back on it to this day.

 
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