I was once asked by a man who I'd not been staring at "Why do you keep looking at me. Is it because you and I once had great sex?" Needless to say this is not a great pick up line, and I'd definitely never use it. However, it is quite funny and made me laugh.
I saw you yesterday, but I didn't know it was you, but thought - wow - who is that? With my friend I was walking, I continually turned to see, and at the last when you returned my look, I recognized your liquid eyes, but I thought that could not be you. You could not have changed that much in so short of time. This morning I realized it is you, I am almost certain.
Hold a drink out to her and to say: "Excuse me...i think someone spiked my drink. Can you test it for me?"
"Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears?" She responds, "no..." Then pull your pockets inside-out, letting the cloth dangle by your sides, and say, "would you like to?" (Note: only works if you have nothing in your pockets...Note 2: also doesn't work at all )
I once met this girl........and she was breathtaking. I mean breathtaking like when she walks into a room and you notice her without her noticing you. I mean like when an angel has entered the room and the room lights up like a bright summers day. You know she is but, out of 7 billion people, the most wondrous creature you can ever imagine. You lifts up your demeanor and makes you smile when you are feeling lousy. Her laugh makes others turn heads as she sounds magical each time she does it. Her eyes are but like jewels that sparkle with an intensity that makes you want to cry.... She is a goddess, an angel, an inspiration and a lovely creature to behold, and that lovely creature, I believe is you!
I said that once to someone, but alas, didn't get me a date!!!!!!
Gently touch your finger tip to your tongue then touch it to her sleeve and say, "you want to come back to my place and change out of those wet things?"
My brother had a rather less subtle pick up line that he used on almost every girl he ever met "do you wanna F@$%?" This would actually work on about 1 girl in 10 in bar or a club so he would just keep asking until he got lucky.. He also got slapped and shouted at a lot but he said it was worth it!
Tell them, what are you looking at? Then when he is trying to answer, perhaps you can wink at them. Or sometimes it might be that, you have been looking at them and then when they look at you, you turn and just smile. It might work.
Hi gals & guys..Valentines Day is right around the corner..Post any pick-up line (conversation style) that you think is good, funny or romantic..I'll start:You: "Can you give me directions?Boy/Girl: Where?You:...
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My aunt heard a really cool pick up line yesterday when she got out of her car at work. Guy looks at her and starts to pray something to the effect of, "Dear Lord, if ever I'm going to go blind, please don't...