When the great creature appeared beyond the portal, the prophecy was fulfilled. The very fact that the magnificent being had agreed to leave its deep lair to meet with us left each of us in a state of ecstasy. We fell to our knees and worshiped.
It was sometime after midnight when I came across the great luminescent egg in the darkest reaches of the Sinister forest... I was not the first however, a group of figures were bent down prostrate and appeared to be doing it homage. But what did it all mean?
It was the most powerful LSD the cult of Uranus had ever taken...The hallucinations began with the appearance of a large blue sphincter...an eye appeared in the center of that magnificent sphincter and we understood our disease at last. When the sphincter nerve fuses with the optical nerve...the result is a shity out look on life...The epidemic had begun...
As I emerged from my darkened domain the euphoria was almost tangible. I could feel the emergence of my new power deep within my being. My servants had prepared the way by the sacrifice of innocent blood; now they all bowed to my magnificence. It wasn't love they felt but fear which made me even more powerful.
The silhouetted figured loomed lazily in the bright light ominously moving towards the prostrate worshippers. A few dared to stand and defy the awesome power that threatened every one of them. Only time would tell if the fabled Google Panda would destroy all in its search for perfection and quality.