This reads almost like a rap. I like it a lot! I think it's open and honest and thought provoking. As for your 'ehhhhh? and ROFL's' people who post on here have freedom of speech, just because you don't personally get or like something doesn't make it bad.
A stash of dry toast...is that worth something on the Aussie black market that I don't understand? Cause I can probably get my handson a couple pounds of crutons and stale donuts...If you can move em for some cash BP.