a little boy was pulling his wagon of toys to his friends house. he came to a hill. he was struggling, d*** this wagon, d*** this hill. a priest was walking by and heard this ranting. the priest said do you know that jesus is all around you and he's listening to you right now?
the boy said: is he in my wagon too?
the priest: yes he is.
the boy: well tell him to get the h*** out and help me pull.
lmao......i love this joke. hope you enjoy it too.
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