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An Old But Probably True Joke

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    Deborah Sextonposted 6 years ago

    Three men were hiking through a forest...
    when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

    Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
    God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

    Poof!!!

    God gave him big arms and strong legs...
    and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.


    After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
    God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

    Poof!!!

    God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
    and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once

    The third man prayed:

    'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

    Poof!!!

    HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

    She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...and walked across the bridge

    1. Betty Reid profile image60
      Betty Reidposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Cute.

  2. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    smile smile  "Map..who needs a map.  I know exactly where we are".  Duh!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

      o Tim

  3. calpol25 profile image77
    calpol25posted 6 years ago

    I love that one its a corker!!!!! lol lol

  4. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    LMAO!!

    1. calpol25 profile image77
      calpol25posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi blonde lol smile

      1. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey Cal how is it hanging?
        Great to see you. xo

        1. calpol25 profile image77
          calpol25posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Im ok thanks xx How are you? hows things down under? xxx

          1. blondepoet profile image80
            blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Yea pretty cool! Have been flat strap lol.

            1. calpol25 profile image77
              calpol25posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Im glad your ok though xxx

              1. blondepoet profile image80
                blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                So when is your next hub Cal?

                1. calpol25 profile image77
                  calpol25posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I just published it Television Adverts smile

  5. calpol25 profile image77
    calpol25posted 6 years ago

    I have just finished a hub on taking the pee out of adverts I really want to do this in the future as there are loads that could be potential calpols lol smile

    1. Paradise7 profile image84
      Paradise7posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Sounds interesting to me.  We get so flooded with advertising, it's a good thing to make fun of!

      1. calpol25 profile image77
        calpol25posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        We should all get together and get a film crew and just make our own show lol smile

        1. Paradise7 profile image84
          Paradise7posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Ha!  Yes!

        2. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I am a film producer and movie star have you seen this hub flick I did LMAO!!!
          Oops better start a thread lol

          1. calpol25 profile image77
            calpol25posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Great stuff!!!! You can be our boss lol smile

      2. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh cool Cal I must come have a sticky beak. Oh I got to go make a crazy new thread somewhere.

        1. calpol25 profile image77
          calpol25posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Ok im looking for your thread lol smile

          1. Paradise7 profile image84
            Paradise7posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I wanna see you and Blonde in the movie.  You both look like good actors to me!

            1. blondepoet profile image80
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Go have a look at my fun thread Paradise I starred in a horror flick did you know haha.

              1. Paradise7 profile image84
                Paradise7posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                No!  REally!  Hey!  I always thought you had the whole glam thing going for ya!

            2. calpol25 profile image77
              calpol25posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              thank you paradise blondepoet and me will make a movie I hope lol smile

              1. Paradise7 profile image84
                Paradise7posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Whoooo Hooooo!

  6. Paradise7 profile image84
    Paradise7posted 6 years ago

    Very sute, gotta love it!

  7. Jane@CM profile image61
    Jane@CMposted 6 years ago

    big_smile big_smile

 
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