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A Vampire and Giraffe Joke

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    TheSablirabposted 7 years ago

    So here goes the first joke:

    A vampire walks into a coffee shop and asks the barista:

    "Do you have hot water?"

    the barista says that they do and asks the vampire why:

    "You're a vampire; you guys drink blood, right?"

    the vampire replies:

    "Of course we do; but I have this tampon to make tea."



    and the second joke:

    A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls on me!"

  2. DarkSinistar profile image86
    DarkSinistarposted 7 years ago

    LOL! I thought this was going to be on joke about a vampire and a giraffe. Seems like a good set up.

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    DarkSinistarposted 7 years ago

    Oops! I meant "going to be onE joke."

  4. LeanMan profile image80
    LeanManposted 7 years ago

    Woodworm with no teeth walks into a bar and says;

    "is the bar tender here??"

    Think about... it will come to you in the end.... lol

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      TheSablirabposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LeanMan - I might have to think about that for a bit. I've read it several times and still don't get it. But I will, I promise.

      DarkSinistar - Probably should have explained better, haha. I'll have to find a good Vampire and Giraffe joke. Maybe I can fuse both together somehow.

 
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