A group of 40-year-olds discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant; because the waiters and waitresses were good looking and had buff bodies.
10 years later, at age 50, the group once again discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant; because the food was really good and there was a great selection of wines.
10 years later, at age 60, the group once again discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant; because they could eat in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
10 years later, at age 70, the group once again discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant; because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and it even had an elevator.
10 years later, at age 80, the group once again discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant; because they had never been there before.
lololololololololololololoolololol
I don't care who you are ... This is funny!
I forgot what was at the top of the page... hang on I'll go back and look..
Good Wit and Humor! And Good Wit and Humor...(Oops, forgot I said that already)
LOL! Good one! I'm going to be just as fit at 80 as I am today however, but a good chuckle none the less....
It reminds me of a joke I heard the other day...
This was about viagra and breast implants...
In 40-50 years, all those men who have been taking viagra
and those women who have had breast implants will be walking
around with huge erections and perky breasts and absolutely
no idea on what to do with them!
Here is another one:
Subject: Don't mess with an old person.
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a single drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to.'
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old fool, you're a'gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound, froze, and everything got real quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, 'Hey young fool, did you ever kiss a mule's ass?'
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No sir, but I've always wanted to.'
Hi-lar-i-ous! (Would make for a great scene in old Western movie, too!)
I hope I never see the inside of that place. Very funny
Haha loved the old timer and gunslingers come-upuunce
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