Mine, when the theater was packed, and two people were squeezing by some dude in the 3rd row below me, his response, oh no, no, no, BUTT IN MY FACE, BUTT IN MY FACE!!!!!!! The whole theater was LAUGHING THEIR FAO...
LOL yeah that is funny, one of mine was when somebody farted like it was thunder and lighting outside everybody in the theater was looking around and no it wasn't me, HAHAHAHA, really it wasn't....
ALIENS: When Sigourney Weaver walked into the Queen's nest, the audience went quiet, then someone made a farting noise.
Cracked me up
But I'll laugh at anything :-)
this hottie tried to go down on
you said funniest
as you were
Whenever I go to see a showing of an older movie like It's a Wonderful Life or Rear Window, there's always a couple of idiots there who have no idea they bought tickets to a movie made before they were born, and they always make snide, confused comments until I have to turn around and tell them to shut the hell up. After which, they usually leave (and probably ask for their money back).
Uh... not really all that funny, I guess.
This happened nearly forty years ago. I was taking Judo lessons and a friend from the class and I decided to go to a Martial Arts film that was playing in the next town. I am white and my classmate was black. We went to a theater in a predominately black area.
We entered the the lobby and we split up. My friend went to wait on the concession line and I went to get the seats. The theater was filled to capacity so I waited in my seat facing the back of the theater waiting for my friend. He entered from the lobby and I stood up and waved to him so he would know where we were sitting.
As he made his way down the aisle, he was laughing so hard that he dropped one of the sodas. I asked him what was so funny. "You didn't have to wave, you're the only white face in the building"
Many years ago in Scotland with my new wife watching the painfully drawn out emotional hogwash that is 'Love Story' - at some point in the seemingly hours long dying scene the audience was so quiet you could hear a tear dropping, I couldn't stand it any longer and manufactured a long drawn out sob, and the theatre erupted in tears !! enough to almost cover my hysterical laughter.
My funniest experience was during the 1970's and my sister and I had walked to the neighborhood theater to see a Benji movie. The theater was fairly full and the balcony was open so for the first time we were able to go upstairs and were even lucky enough to get front row seats above the loaded theater - a mere foot from the railing.
I was probably about 8-9 and my sister was a year older. She had her candy and I had my popcorn, which I set down on the flat part of the railing right in front of where I stood and the round part (above the flat part) held it in place. The lights went down and the previews started. My sister couldn't see since my popcorn was set in front of her so I reached out to pick it up. The movie theater went dark in between previews and my fingers made contact with the popcorn container.
I jumped up to try and catch my popcorn but it was too late. When I looked over the balcony I saw all those fluffy yellow kernels (with 'extra' real butter) land in the laps of several people who immediately looked up to see who had thrown their popcorn away! I almost dropped my drink on them in my rush to sit back down and not get caught!!
I felt so guilty!! But I was lucky - other people in the balcony came to my rescue and told the ushers it was an accident, so I didn't get kicked out!
it's look like very nasty but this is true and it happen with me when am at theater last 2 months, am fart and very lounder so people look at me and they laugh at me. I am the last one who have to go out of the theater (I don't want anybody see my face)
I went to see the dreadful "King Arthur" when it first came out. I knew it was going to suck, but I wanted to go anyway because I've always been fascinated by Arthuriana. And I wanted to see the supposed "new historical developments critics agreed on." Well, I went with my friend who was studying medieval lit in a phd program. So from the get go, she was bagging on all the historical inaccuracies and deviations from the stories and of course at how skimpy and slutty Keira Knightly's costume was. It was the funniest time I've ever had at the theatre. I'm sure everyone hated her and us for "ruining" the film. But really, how could someone ruin that drivel??
Yeah I'm sure I've Seen THAT GUY in the Trenchcoat Before...
At the movies we just pointed and Laughed!
When to see a children's animated movie and a mother was seated in front of me with her 7 or 8 year old daughter. She proceeded to tell her offspring EXACTLY what was happening on-screen frame-to-frame. Oh, look at the hippo walking funny. Oh, did you see that cute giraffe. (Mind you, the child could see and hear everything perfectly clearly because every few minutes or so, she'd roll her eyes at her mother or simply exclaim one of the following: Mom, it's right there. Yes, I know. Uhuh. *Sigh* Yes. Mhmm, he's cute.)
A friend walked by while i was getting a BJ from a girl. I've been embarassed since lol
It was a first date with a really cute girl. As we walked out of the movie to the parking lot, I spotted my car. Being a gentleman, I unlocked her door (no auto-unlockers then), and she got inside. As I walked around to my side, the alarm went off. I froze like a man who just found out he's getting audited. Why? Because my car didn't have an alarm. This car was identical to mine in every way, model, year, color, and the keys. Being a quick thinker, I calmly walked back to her side, and motioned for the girl to get out. She had a quizzed look on her face, and I explained it wasn't my car, but that mine was a few rows over. Like Bill Murray leaving the golf course in Caddyshack, we slinked away as that car alarm blared for another minute. Twitter me @lacomedywriter.
When I was about 12, I thought it would be fun to throw bologna during the movie. My friend and I bought a package of bologna, sat in the back of the theatre, and tossed it into the crowd like it was a frisbee. It was pretty funny when it would land on a head. They would stand up, shake their heads and hair, and look back wondering who the culprits were.
I have nothing too fancy to share. My silliest experience was watching a 3d movie with a very bad pair of 3d glasses and thinking that I had suddenly got some vision problem. I spent ten minutes putting and taking out the glasses to see if my "eye problem" was just temporary, until my brother took the glasses out of my hands, put them on himself and told me that the glasses were messed up, not my eyes. I really felt a very smart guy after that one. Aside from that, nothing, really, besides one occasion where I went to the movies alone, but arrived a bit late and the movie had already started. When I finally found out, in the darkness, where was my seat, I managed to step on the toes of everyone in my row before I could occupy my spot. I'm glad no one tried to kill me.
by MrMidNight5 years ago
Let the responses commence......
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by moneyfairy4 years ago
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by Kelly Kline Burnett5 years ago
I love homemade air popped corn with butter. The theater popcorn seems artificial to me. Am I the only one who feels like a cow eating processed corn at the movies?
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