Barack Obama and Joe Biden actually work pretty well together.
Neither of them says anything stupid at the same times the other one does.
Barack Obama must've read the book "How to Win Friends and Influence People". True to form, he said the heck with winning friends; he just wants to influence people.
"The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate."--Jay Leno
Obama gaffe:
''Now, what we're doing, I want to be clear, we're not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that's fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money.''
—Barack Obama, on Wall Street reform, Quincy, Ill., April 29, 2010
Obama gaffe:
''It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.''
—Barack Obama, confusing German for ''Austrian,'' a language which does not exist, Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009
President Obama went on “The View,” even though his critics say he isn’t willing to confront extremists. - David Letterman
"President Obama's new message to the American people is 'things could be a lot worse.' We've gone from 'change you can believe in' to 'things could be a lot worse.' The sequel is never as good as the original." —Jay Leno
"President Obama is going on a 10-day vacation to Martha's Vineyard in August. Obama was like, 'This is my longest vacation ever,' and voters were like, 'Wait'll you see the one we're planning for you!'" —Jimmy Fallon
Chelsea Clinton asked an American soldier who he feared.
His answer was:
.
"Osama, Obama, and Yo Mama."
President Obama is going on “The View” to talk about the economy. Later on, he’ll go to “General Hospital” to explain to doctors how the new healthcare system works. - Jay Leno
President Obama is in town for an appearance on “The View.” He probably won’t get a word in edgewise, but he said he’s used to it. He lives with his mother-in-law. - David Letterman
President Obama was in New York today to tape his appearance on “The View.” Whoopi asked him about the economy, Joy asked about the war, and Elizabeth asked for his birth certificate.
- Jimmy Fallon
Happy birthday to President Obama. If you want to get him a present, he’s registered at Bed, Bath, and Blame Bush. - Jay Leno
They got him a huge cake. He didn’t blow out the candles, he just taxed them until they gave up on their own. - Jay Leno
President Obama is 49 years old today. He blew out all of his candles and wished for his old job back. - David Letterman
The president is 49 years old, but it’s never a good sign when your age is higher than your political approval rating. - David Letterman
Top Ten Ways Barack Obama Celebrated His Birthday
10 Sent troops to invade a Cold Stone Creamery
9 Read details of his surprise party on WikiLeaks
8 Got a new fake birth certificate he wanted
7 Read "Eat Pray Love" and bawled his eyes out
6 Asked birthday party magician if he could make Sarah Palin disappear
5 Fist-bumped with Snooki and The Situation
4 Went to Pizzeria Uno for their "Shrimp & Crab Fun-Doo" with the guys from NORAD
3 Flew Air Force One to Party Depot to buy helium balloons
2 Sat alone watching "Real Housewives" marathon on Bravo
1 Stuffed Tony Hayward full of nickels and beat him like a pinata
- David Letterman
Happy birthday to President Obama. Republicans tried to block his birthday but they didn’t have enough votes. - Jimmy Kimmel
Today was President Obama’s birthday. All the Democrats were like "How old are you now," while the Republicans were like "And where were you born?" - Jimmy Fallon
It’s President Obama’s birthday tomorrow. He’ll be 49 years old. Yea right, if he had a birth certificate. - David Letterman
President Obama announced his plan to remove all combat troops from Iraq by the end of August. So thank you to all the men and women serving in Iraq and “Good luck in Afghanistan!” - Jimmy Fallon
President Obama had dinner with Oprah for his birthday. Oprah said it was nice to have dinner with the leader of the free world — and President Obama. - Craig Ferguson
I guess the biggest joke is that Obama is president of the USA and Flightkeeper is unsucessfully trying to make a buck on Hubpages. It's the way I tell 'em!
These remind me of the story 'the father, the son and the donkey.'
The father and son decided to sell a donkey in the market. They walked the donkey to the market early in the morning.
When they passed by Village A, a villager said angrily:" What kind of son will let the father walk and not sit on the donkey?"
Upon hearing this, the father stepped up and rode on the donkey.
Then, they passed by Village B. A villager shouted:" What kind of father will let the son walk and he himself sit on the donkey?"
So, the father pulled the son up. Both of them rode on the donkey.
" What kind of human being would torture the donkey like that?" Another woman shouted.
At the end, they both came down and carried the donkey. The donkey struggled uncomfortably while they were crossing a river. The donkey fell into the river resulted in the father and son went back empty handed.
Moral: never possible to please everyone. Just do one best. May be
President Obama announced this month that he created 70,000 new jobs. The bad news is, they are all vacation planners for him and his family. - Jay Leno
The New Orleans Saints visited the White House. They presented President Obama with a Saints jersey with the number 44, in honor of his approval rating. - Jay Leno
President Obama may be willing to meet with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. How does that make the governor of Arizona feel? The president won’t meet with her, but a four-foot tall Holocaust-denier in a Members Only jacket? No problem. - Jay Leno
The White House is defending President Obama’s sports activities over the past week, saying that everyone needs leisure time. Thanks to these economic policies, 9.5 percent of Americans have all the leisure time they need. - Jay Leno
The economy is so bad, the Obamas are thinking about taking their next vacation in the United States. - Jay Leno
I don’t understand why the president has to drive. He could just flap his ears and fly anywhere. - Jimmy Kimmel
by AnnCee 13 years ago
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by Cassie Smith 11 years ago
Does Barack Obama hate white people?A lot of people who are suffering from Hurricane Sandy are white people and all Barack Obama did was visit for a photo op and then go back to campaigning. It's been two weeks and a lot of people are still homeless or don't have power.
by AnnCee 13 years ago
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by Right Black 13 years ago
98% of African Americans approve of Obama's job as president, is this a racial or racist component?
by OLYHOOCH 11 years ago
Dear fellow Patriot,Nearly 1 million American rifles.Banned by a stroke of Barack Obama�s pen.In a move unprecedented in American history, the Obama Administration secretly banned the re-importation of nearly one million American made M1 Garand and Carbine rifles.The M1 Garand, developed in the...
by Flightkeeper 12 years ago
Who do you think will become known as the worst president, Barack Obama or Jimmy Carter?
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