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Tell Us a Joke!!!

  1. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    What kind of bees make milk?

    Boo-Bees...lol

    1. free4india profile image60
      free4indiaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      not all the time !

      1. lorlie6 profile image84
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        So true...smile

  2. climberjames profile image60
    climberjamesposted 6 years ago

    What is the difference between a pie and a tart?

    Tarts don't have tops on . . .

    1. lorlie6 profile image84
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Nice one, climberjames.  Just a little humor here on Father's Day-anyone have any jokes about dads?

    2. Joy56 profile image60
      Joy56posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      that is soo funny.,..... are you english, as  i am.  Here in Ireland they call apple pies apple tarts, even with a top.   Just thought i would let you know,, it is annoying.....

      1. climberjames profile image60
        climberjamesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        That's it, the joke is ruined lol

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      mauidonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

      You can unscrew a light bulb.

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 6 years ago

    A pirate walks into a bar, with the wheel from his ship in his pants. The bar tender looks at him and says "what is that for?" the pirate replys "Arrrgh, its driving me nuts!"

    1. lorlie6 profile image84
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Love it!

    2. climberjames profile image60
      climberjamesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ha ha awesome!

  4. lxxy profile image60
    lxxyposted 6 years ago

    Just the other day I read about a woman who was killed while being proposed to by a lightning strike. I thought to myself...how sad is that? Why was she even dating lightening to begin with, who does she think she is? Metallica?

    1. lorlie6 profile image84
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hehehe!

  5. Joy56 profile image60
    Joy56posted 6 years ago

    why did the housewife cross the road.....


    Does it even matter, what was she doing out of the kitchen, is the real question.

  6. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago

    A Canadian, American, Australian, Englishman, Irishman, German, Italian and New Zealnader all walk into the bar at once, the barman looks up and says' What is this, some kind of joke?........'

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    selrachposted 6 years ago

    Snow White and the dwarfs cottage explodes.A fireman hears a voice in the rubble saying England can still won the world cup.
    Thank heavens he shouts Dopey is still alive.

  8. luvpassion profile image59
    luvpassionposted 6 years ago

    Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turned to the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 
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