A man takes his dog for a walk. The dog runs freely and eventually is on one side of the river while his owner is on the other side. The dog's owner whistles and his dog returns to him - dry. How did the dog return without getting wet?
Easy. The dog qualified for one of Obama's shovel ready projects and received a grant of $21.7 million in order to put 6 union employees to work building a bridge. Due to local, state and federal regulations it took just a little less than 14 years to complete the job with a $3.9 million cost overrun. When the dog finally crossed the river the owner had passed away 8 months earlier. (The bridge has been abandoned for safety reasons. The dog is current requesting and additional $14 million for repairs.) Did I get it right???????