...yah come home and find a whole quail in your trashed fridge!!!
You know you are married to a redneck when he thinks "going out to dinner" is take out.
You know you're married to a redneck when he opens a bag of Cheetos and dumps them into his soup because there are no crackers.
When you ask him if all the Christmas lights are up and he says: Yep Hunny ...all the ones I put up last year still look fine.
When romance to him is offering to take you hunting.
When he fixes your dryer with a guitar part, and his truck brakes with a lamp part...And they both work great afterwards...(honest!)
He's not a redneck - he's as engineer! LOL
...when he wears a baseball cap (or one of those square caps that say 'john deere or something) all of the time...even when you're out for a nice evening.....
whats wrong with my hat?
...ha ha!....yea, but do you take it off to go to dinner DM?
wellll...maybe if its someplace super fancy, like an all you can eat buffet.
when he thinks your camo underwear is the sexiest.Or a date is going to a bar (it's fancy) instead of Burger King.or you might be married to a redneck when you figure out YOU are a redneck!
You ask what’s on TV and he says “Dust”The weed-wacker has more horsepower than your carHair-cuts are either a #2 or a bigger hatThe dog run is bigger than your mobile homeRust is considered patinaThere are more tools in the shed than you have hairWhen he comments on “nice shoes” and though they come in pairs, he is not talking about footwear, and they usually are not yoursHe considers beer the best aphrodisiac, hisForeplay begins with “Load up” (which in redneck vernacular is translated as “Get in the truck honey”)
....he's content to sit & watch old reruns of Bonanza night after night after night.....
When your husband and his dog use the same tree.
when your husband uses the tree...and he doesn't have a dog.to be fair I really thought all men did that though.
I must be a redneck. Here is one of the photos of the remodeling I did on our bathroom.
Sir Dent, you are crazy!!!
I would take offense at that if I knew what that word meant.
You kids with your big college words!!!!
The guy at the family reunion who has all his fingers & toes is known as a "showoff".She goes to a garage sale, and returns with a Betamax.He has the NASCAR schedule memorized, but can't remember your birthday.Non-working toasters aren't thrown out...they're used as doorstops.
When you tell him you're pregnant and he tells you he's your long lost brother
very funny stuff. i like it.
His idea of foreplay is "Get in the truck, b*tch!"
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