Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?He had nobody to go with!How was ancient Rome split?With a pair of ceasars!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger/I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen.What do you get when you cross a donkey steak with an onion?A piece of ass that will make your eyes water.
hahaha very nice...loved the second one!
I can't tell jokes. So I let someone on YouTube video tell it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr2kX2Hz-FYIn case you heard it before... It's about two atoms walking down the street.
Fact: Planting bird seed will not grow birds.When you think about it, some people do plant bird seed, expecting to grow birds?
Did you hear about the dingbat that flucked out of terrorist school?They sent him out to blow up a bus and he burned his lips on the exhaust.
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