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Quick jokes here

  1. the50marathons17 profile image87
    the50marathons17posted 5 years ago

    Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
    He had nobody to go with!

    How was ancient Rome split?
    With a pair of ceasars!

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      jerrylposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger/
      I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen.

      What do you get when you cross a donkey steak with an onion?
      A piece of ass that will make your eyes water.

      1. the50marathons17 profile image87
        the50marathons17posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        hahaha very nice...loved the second one!

    2. BlissfulWriter profile image84
      BlissfulWriterposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I can't tell jokes.  So I let someone on YouTube video tell it.   
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr2kX2Hz-FY

      In case you heard it before...  It's about two atoms walking down the street.

  2. Cagsil profile image59
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Fact: Planting bird seed will not grow birds.

    When you think about it, some people do plant bird seed, expecting to grow birds? lol

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    jerrylposted 5 years ago

    Did you hear about the dingbat that flucked out of terrorist school?
    They sent him out to blow up a bus and he burned his lips on the exhaust.

 
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