Degrees of Blonde

  1. OLYHOOCH profile image61
    OLYHOOCHposted 5 years ago

    7 degrees of Blonde   
    FIRST DEGREE   A married couple were
    asleep when the phone rang   at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife
    picked up the phone,   listened a moment and said "How should I know,
    that's 200 miles   from here!" and hung up.     The husband asked, "Who
    that?"     The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if
    the coast is clear."     

    SECOND DEGREE   Two blondes are walking down the
    street. One notices a compact on the   sidewalk and leans down to pick it
    up. She opens it, looks in the mirror   and says, "Hmm, this person looks
    familiar."     The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"     So, the
    first blonde hands her the compact.     The second blonde looks in the
    mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"     

    THIRD DEGREE   A blonde
    her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and   buys a gun. She
    goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds
    him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens
    her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with
    grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.     The boyfriend yells,
    "No, honey, don't do it!!!"     The blonde replies, "Shut up, jerk, you're

    FOURTH DEGREE   A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
    state capitals.   She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em
        A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"     The blonde
    replies, "Oh, that's easy .. it's W."     

    FIFTH DEGREE   Q: What did the
    blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?   A: "Is it
    SIXTH DEGREE   Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman,
    sat in her US   Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew
    what   Roe vs. Wade was about.     Bambi pondered the question; then,
    finally, said, "That was the decision   George Washington had to make
    before he crossed the Delaware ."     

    SEVENTH DEGREE   Returning home from
    work, a blonde was shocked to find her house   ransacked and burglarized.
    She telephoned the police at once and   reported the crime. The police
    dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling
    nearby, was the first to respond.     As the K-9 officer approached the
    house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered
    at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting
    her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions
    stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a

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    Home Girlposted 5 years ago

    Being a smart blonde I usually leave my door unlocked. Any burglar will try to open it, find it not locked, realise that there is nothing to steal (otherwise people would have locked it) and will peacefully walk away! Isn't it smart! I am thinking of leaving a message on the door: "Do not bother - nothing to steal here."  big_smile