7 degrees of Blonde
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were
asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife
picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know,
that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband asked, "Who
that?" The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if
the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the
street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it
up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks
familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So, the
first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the
mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
THIRD DEGREE A blonde
her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She
goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds
him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens
her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with
grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells,
"No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, jerk, you're
FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" The blonde
replies, "Oh, that's easy .. it's W."
FIFTH DEGREE Q: What did the
blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: "Is it
SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman,
sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew
what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then,
finally, said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make
before he crossed the Delaware ."
SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from
work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police
dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling
nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the
house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered
at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting
her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions
stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a
BLIND policeman!" OKAY, FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE ELSE YOU MIGHT THINK
NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY
Being a smart blonde I usually leave my door unlocked. Any burglar will try to open it, find it not locked, realise that there is nothing to steal (otherwise people would have locked it) and will peacefully walk away! Isn't it smart! I am thinking of leaving a message on the door: "Do not bother - nothing to steal here."
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