Shorty's 13 - 15

Shorty's 13 -15 By Pat Gillem

There once was a boy called Bob,
who was nothing but a slob.
One day he was hit by a garbage truck,
now he is nothing but a blob!

There once was a boy called Jim,
whose body was very slim.
He fell through a crack in the floor,
now the mice are chasing him!

There once was a girl called Sue,
who ended up getting the bird flu.
She flapped her arms, flew into the air,
and her parents put her in a zoo!

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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Rosemay - I like writing things down that pop into my noggin. Sometimes at work,home, or other places. I carry a little journal in my back pocket, so when something pops in, I can write it down right away. Many thanks.


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Rosemay50 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

more cute witties


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Susan - I am so glad you think so. Thanks for stopping by.


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

This was cute!

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