Top 25 Funny Facebook Status List - Be Liked
Since Facebook became more popular and most people in our modern society use it, you can read a seemingly infinite number of Facebook statuses everyday. But instead of informing you about what is going on in other people's lifes, most of them are just pretty boring. Nevertheless, some are hidden gems and so funny that I searched the web (especially the "Status Kings" application on Facebook) for real life statuses and present in this Hub the most hilarious ones! I hope you enjoy them as much as I did, have fun!
- Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
...wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed...
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
...would rather check her facebook than face her checkbook.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!
I liked your status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for liking your status!!!
Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.
...is fighting ninjas.
...doesn't "need" to be liked. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this, compulsive, need, to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair!
scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
The man who smiles when things go terribly wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.
What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge?
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud.
I'm the author of my life.Unfortunately I'm writing in pen so I can't erase my mistakes.
I just change the name of my Ipod to "the titanic" so whenever i plug it in to my computer it says "the titanic is syncing".
...had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
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