Shorty's 19 - 21
Shorty's 19 -21 By Pat Gillem
There once was a boy called Boone,
who always wanted to go to the moon.
While building a rocket, he stripped a sprocket,
and the stupid thing blasted off too soon!
There once was a boy called Darrel,
who fell into an empty whiskey barrel.
The fumes were so bad, he was a drunk little lad,
and he sat in there singing Christmas Carols!
There once was a boy called Dean,
who had a sister that was really mean.
while she slept, into her room he crept,
and painted her face bright green.