Willy Got Run Over

Willy Got Run Over - By Pat Gillem

Willy got run over by a milk cow, walking home from our house Christmas Eve,

Willy don't remember just what happened,but we think the cow had ' Mad Cow Disease!'

The cops came out to investigate what happened, Willy tried to tell them just the way it went,

He stood there feeling kind of dizzy, because on his poor head he did have a little dent.

He said ''I was just walking down the side walk, singing a Christmas Song to myself,

and then I was on the ground, my head spinning, and I saw a bunch of little elves.''

Then he was jumping in the air kicking, and then he started to spit and sputter,

we tried to hold him down, but its not every day that a man gets hit by an udder.

Then he had a fit, and fell foaming at the mouth, and hit the ground beside us,

judging by the dent in his head, that poor old cow must have had mastitis.

Now Willy just got out of the hospital, feeling fit and happy as can be,

but every time he hears a cow mooing , you will find him sitting up a tree!












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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Leaderofmany -Alas, I am afraid he does. Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment.


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Leaderofmany 5 years ago from Back Home in Indiana

Poor Willy, I hope that he does not live in dairy country.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi tsadjatko - That was one of the coolest comments I have ever gotten! Thank you much.


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tsadjatko 5 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

Wow, that cud have been udder destruction. I know people of Willy's milk, I mean ilk. He is lucky he didn't have milk of amnesia but Willie needs to remember there's no crying over spilt milk. He needs to turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on (probably better if he is seen and not herd!) and don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day. Maybe relax while listening to the Moo-dy Blues but most of all don't become a coward.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Naturesmotions - Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. Looking forward to reading more on your hub pages.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hello Pennyofheaven - Thank you for your comment. I love to make people laugh.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Mljdgulley - Thank you so much for your comment. Thanks for stopping by.


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pennyofheaven 5 years ago from New Zealand

Your wit is pure delight!! Thanks again!


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NATURESMOTIONS 5 years ago from Oregon

Awesome made me laugh. Thanks for sharing


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mljdgulley354 5 years ago

Loved this one too. Voted up and funny.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Rosemay - You are so welcome. Check out shorty's 25-27. I hope you like it.


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Rosemay50 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Loved this one. Thank you for my morning smile


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi AudryHowitt - I heard Willy has now faced his fears, and is milking cows for old farmer brown. Lol. Thanks for stopping by.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Jfay2011 - Thank you very much for commenting.


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AudreyHowitt 5 years ago from California

Aww, poor Willy! Loved this though!


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jfay2011 5 years ago

cute and funny.

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