A selective collection of humorous one liners that bring smile on your face ...If you understand English :)
Smile is becoming more of a rarely found event on most of ours faces. It seems that we have to protect and preserve it in pretty much the same way as we are trying to do for the endangered species. So here is humble effort from me, while you can put your effort in compiling similar hub or at least share some funny one liner in comments.
- Money does not bring happiness ….but it is somehow more convenient to cry sitting in Limousine than sitting on bicycle
- Forgive your enemies…….but don’t forget their names.
- The difference between honest and corrupt is very simple… the honest person has a VALUE and the corrupt has a PRICE
- It is nice to be wise, if possible!!!
- Never argue with an idiot. From a distance no one can tell which one is the idiot.
- My boss promised me that he will give extra holidays when we done with our targets…..He got sense of humor: D
- They offer “Competitive salary” because they remain competitive by paying you less than their competition.
- When something works well, somebody will try and fix it.
- Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complementing each other, and they don't really mean it either.
- If something works well, you will see quite a few surprised people around it.
- If People are surprised Around you, Surely! you're working well. ;)
- I went on a diet and lost 14 days in two weeks.
- A bicycle is an inconvenient way to exercise because after you’re done you’re somewhere else
- "Some tortures are physical, some are mental; the one that is both is dental".
- Facebook is the second most popular word which starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'.
- Most women are not as young as they are painted
- Good ............. comes from experience, and experience comes from bad ...........
- By definition, one divided by zero is undefined.
- My girlfriend just curled her hair with her hair strengtheners.
- Q - when does old age start ....Ans - when you start switching of light due to economical reasons rather than romantic reasons
- If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
- "Hard work killed no one", but why take the risk???
- Practice makes man perfect….Hmmm ...but what about woman…?
- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
- She got her good looks from her father.............He's a plastic surgeon
- I know Kung Foo, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words.
- Coffee just isn't my cup of tea.
- He is so open-minded that he often forgets to zip his pants.
- They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
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