Poems That Tickle My Feet - XIX - Robbie The Hunter

Robbie The Hunter - By Pat Gillem

Robbie is a deer hunter,because he has to, you see,
he hunts all the time,he needs to feed his family.
His hunting skills are popular,he is known far and wide,
when it comes to Robbie ,there is no place for the deer to hide.
One day he was sitting in his stand, wearing his favorite scent,
it was Sexy Doe Senile No.12, and to attract a buck it was meant.
Suddenly he felt a presence, that was bigger than a mouse,
siting beside him was a Cougar, that seemed bigger than a house!
The Cougar was confused you see, by that sexy smell,
the fight was on, and who was winning,was very hard to tell.
Finally Robbie hit the ground, running hard for his tent,
he ran so fast and hard, that he outran that sexy scent.
But don't worry, he has more,he is a very smart man,
Sexy Doe Senile No. 12, he keeps two gallons on hand.
The fight went on for hours, and they tore down the tent,
finally they called a truce, because their strength was spent.
They picked up things that were scattered, set back up the tent,
sipping tea, the Cougar asked, '' Where do you get that heavenly scent?''
The moral to this story is, while you are out hunting deer,
don't use this No. 12 scent, you'd be better off smelling like beer!

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PADDYBOY60 2 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hey there Charlie

Not on dope just nuts! Thanks for commenting.


Charlie 2 years ago

Are you smoking dope boy ?


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

That is true WD. I have caught both of them there fish. Not at the same time of course.


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WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

You mean there is a thing called broke . . . there is plenty of time. I am, too, or I would come up there and get my share of walleyes. They fight just like a seatrout, and the same lures work for both.


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi WD - Welcome back my friend. I would like nothing better than to come down there and go fishing with you. Unfortunately there is a little thing called money and time.


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WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

Guns and alcohol don't mix PADDYBOY60. Now fishing is a different thing. Let's go fishing!


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PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan Author

Hi Tammy - You are so welcome. Thanks for stopping in.


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tammyswallow 5 years ago from North Carolina

You are toooo funny. I will go sparingly next time I use the o'le No. 12. Thanks for another chuckle.

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