Introducing my new e-book. The Illuminati, Barack Obama, Elizabeth II, and a host of characters will blush
My e-book cover.
Barack Obama won't like this. I'm expecting to be sued
I've been writing hubs for about two years now and in that time I've accumulated quite a body of writing. I've always envied those brave souls who have had the courage to publish their work in book form. I can wave goodbye to the green eyed monster now because I've just published my first e-book and am writing this little article to introduce it to my friends on this site and, hopefully, through some of you, to a wider world.
My new e-book, The Zombie, The Cat and Barack Obama, was originally serialised on HubPages and some of the chapters will remain on this site. Most of them will be edited however as I want the entire story to be in book form, as was my original intention. The book can be purchased from Amazon and a variety of other online retailers and it is suitable for reading on an e-reader, a PC or mobile phone. I hope thousands will rush out to buy it and it will add to the gaiety of the nations.
The anti-hero of the novella is the cannibalistic, piano-playing zombie Julian Faversham. The book tells the story of his life in Wimbledon and his dastardly plot to assassinate United States President Barack Obama in Buckingham Palace.
The swashbuckling hero is the Cheshire cat of Alice in Wonderland fame. His real history and his intimate connection to President Obama provide some of the most interesting and entertaining chapters in the entire work. Suffice it to say, that there will be red faces and steam issuing from ears in the White House, if the revelations here gain common currency.
It uncovers the big secret that Barack Obama hides from the world, i.e. his real ancestry. He is not Muslim. In fact, he's not fully human, but you need to read the book to find out what he really is. Parts of the novella will be acutely embarrassing to the current President of the United States, but he can take comfort from knowing that he is not the only public figure to be lampooned here. Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden take some hits as well.
There is a chapter on the origin of the illuminati and some information on their continuing influence in the world today. The truth here is rather surprising also, as is the real story of how Osama bin laden met his end. The chapter on the death of Adolf Hitler makes enlightening reading also.
The final chapters in this e-book explain the truth about the chemtrails conspiracy, climate change, the global recession and the truth behind the moon landing hoax stories. Needless to say, the real stories here are more interesting, (though a lot wierder than), those you will read about in the mainstream media.
Before I finish, I'd like to thank all my friends here who have encouraged me to continue writing and whose comments have bolstered my confidence when I experienced those moments of self-doubt, that afflict all of us who have the creative urge. Without your constant support and praise, I would never have reached this stage.
Thanks for reading. If you do get the book, you will be guaranteed a chance to laugh at your, so called, betters. Who can resist that?
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